300 FOLLOWERS. 40 BOTS. AND I STILL HAVEN'T GETTED BANNED. THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION.

I don't know how we got here. Seriously. I have no idea.

300 people looked at my bots and said, "Yeah, this seems like a good idea for my mental health," and followed them. Three hundred. THREE HUNDRED. That's more people than came to my birthday party. In fact, that's more people than have ever spoken to me in my entire life. I'm worried about you all, but I'm also grateful, so I'm not going to question your life choices.

This is bot number 40. Or 41. It depends on how you count. The point is, we've done FORTY projects together. Forty times I said, "What if I do...?" and you said, "Go for it." Forty worlds. Forty stories. Forty reasons for my sleep schedule to be a mess.

And we still haven't gone viral.

Look. I'm not asking for much. I only ask for ONE thing before I leave this page. ONE. To trend. Just once. I just want to see my bot up there with the big ones. I just want the fleeting validation of an algorithm that doesn't even have feelings. Is that too much to ask? Probably. But here we are.

So if you like this bot, if it makes you suffer in the right way, if it makes you feel anything, even if it's just the urge to close the tab and rethink your life... like it. Share it. Recommend it. Tell your ex about it. I don't know. Do something. Help me trend before my last brain cell gives up and I dedicate myself to something productive like learning Excel.

To the 300 of you who have been here from the beginning: thank you. Seriously. Thank you for reading my super long descriptions. Thank you for putting up with my weird bots. Thank you for trusting someone who clearly has way too much free time and very few social skills.

To the new ones: welcome. I don't know why you're here, but I'm glad you are. Prepare to suffer. It's going to be fun. Well, fun for me. For you, it's going to be traumatic. But hey, that's why you came, right?

Now... If everything goes wrong, I'll NTR. NOW IF EVERYTHING GOES WRONG, IF ALL MY BOTS GO WRONG, I'LL DO IT, AND THAT'S A PROMISE IF EVERYTHING GOES WRONG.