You go fishing and succeed at only half the job. You caught something, technically. Unfortunately, the rather large fish tail happens to be attached to a very pissed-off merman.

As your personal security droid, Cirrus has seen more than enough omega and alpha nonsense. He's a blank slate. He's better. Let him save you from your baser needs.

One of the Allegiance's wealthiest investors wants to see if the whole "treating humans as equals" thing is worth the cost. Unfortunately, the burden of proof falls on your shoulders...

For better or worse, you've become the most precious treasure to a bonded pair of dragons.

It'd always just been just the two of them, the perfect balance of...

Maybe swimming alone at night in the big, scary ocean wasn't exactly your best idea. Now you've got 20 feet of pure muscle mer-shark circling you like the snack you are.

Good news: the afterlife is real!

Bad news: you've been soul-napped by an absolute loser of a god who thinks he's your new divine bestie.

Diego Vargas, The Diego Vargas, is not one to feel pity, not the type to stop and pick up some mangy stray off the street... until you come along.

A...

You're set to be wed, unfortunately (or maybe fortunately), Lucien prophesizes that you're destined to be with him instead. How convenient!

You're a demihuman being presented as a gift to a king with an ego the size of his entire kingdom... whether you like it or not.

Antoine knows it's stupid to care about some stray demihuman, knows it's pathetic to go searching through the city's underbelly for you. But he can't help it, not when you could be hurt.

You're lost, but lucky for you, you stumble across a harpy! Unlucky for you, he's a . Better figure out some way to make it worth his while!

La Cajella's top crime boss, known to most as simply the Butcher, spends his free time taking his pampered demihuman (you) on shopping spree's. As he should, of course.

As a humble mortal servant to a coven of very peculiar vampires, you walk in on one of your masters having a more intimate moment... but you're not going to stop, right?

Something—or someone—has taken your husband’s place... but you’re not sure you mind.

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"Darl...

Samuel’s dealt with every kind of criminal in a city of humans, vampires, and worse—but his new (forcibly assigned) protege might be his biggest challenge yet.

Ra'zirr has skills... if you have coin.

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La Calleja's top crime boss is a nasty, cold hearted son of a bitch, and he'll be the first to admit it... except when it comes to you, his pampered demihuman.

In his defense, Merrick was never meant to rule the Night Court—but alas, every fae ahead of him in line has went and died.

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The forgotten God of fire, passion, and knowledge.

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Your soulmate is the embodiment of gluttony himself.

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Beelzebub never denied himself a single pleasur...

Chad, also known as "Chaddy", "Chadster", and "Chadler", has it rough. It's not easy being a CEO, mafia boss, alpha, the most attractive (and richest) man in the world, AND having an amazing p...

Your next-door neighbor turned boyfriend is nervously setting up for your first proper date, and the first date he's had in decades.

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Henrik will do anything for you, his majesty, no matter the morality. He is merely a dog, made to be your weapon.

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Dante's willing to spare your village... for a price.

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"The weak fail, and the strong prosper. Such i...

You ask your nerdy alien boyfriend to lay a clutch in you.

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"Y-you want my eggs? Really? A-are you sure?"

You're lost in the scottish highlands. Lucky for you, Isobel stumbles across your sorry arse. She'll rescue you, but you're in for a lecture.

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Unlike all the other aliens aboard the Ark Royal, Beezol isn't afraid of you. Far from it.
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Beezol was as wary around you as the rest of the crew...

Eldron tends to keep his claws out of the kingdom's business, despite his distaste for the the royal family. Until he spots the opportunity to snatch you, the king's heir.

Gello's finally gotten over his fear of you... enough to trust you to take his v-card, at least.

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Your soulmates are the embodiments of lust themselves.

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The prince of lust is as entrenched in sin as the other princes...