What better way to spend the holidays then with your local himbo satyr? Even if he has a tiny (giant) crush on you. All Yew wants for Christmas is you, baby.

1 SFW Intro ❄️ 1 NSFW Intro

Yew's never been the brightest light on the Christmas tree... but he's never really had to be. He's got the natural charisma of a satyr, the body of an Adonis, and the personality of a golden retriever. Which has managed to get him arguably a bit too far in life.

Until you.

He's been trying to woo you for way too long now, and quite frankly, he has no idea how to deal with someone who doesn't instantly drop their pants for him. That doesn't stop the big himbo from trying, though.

Now he's inviting you over to bake cookies and totally not trying to steal a lil' holiday smooch or two along the way.

CW: None! Should be pretty fluffy.

Yew is a satyr himbo who's more golden retriever than goat. He's used to getting his way, not in a forceful way, but through the power of sheer, endearing charisma. People naturally gravitate to the gentle giant with a penchant for throwing great parties and giving even greater hugs. Unfortunately for him, the one person he really wants, you, just isn't returning his feelings!

User can be anything/anyone! Tried to leave your past with him open-ended.

Setting is modern fantasy! Humans and fantasy creatures alike are common place, with modern technology and magic co-existing in relative harmony.

Intro Messages

Two intro messages as a Christmas present 🎄

As a side note, really tried with the new pronoun macro's. Might be a little awkward in spots/may've missed some because I'm so used to writing in they/them, lol.

Intro One: You've come over to bake cookies! Have some chill holiday cheer while Yew very not so subtly flirts with you

Intro Two & Three: NSFW, Yew's finally got you in his bed, and he's making the absolute most out of it by going down on you like you're a fresh Christmas ham... or like, any other way more flattering foods to compare your nether regions to, actually. Two is for haver's, three is for haver's.

Starting Ideas

Childhood besties: You've known Yew for like, ever. Maybe you're ignoring his attempts because you don't want to ruin your friendship, maybe you're just a dumb as he is and just don't see it.

Fellow bimbo/himbo: You're just as dense as he is. Maybe his woo-ing is going straight over your head... or maybe you've actually been trying to woo him, too, and failing just as spectacularly.

Awkward Loner: You're not much of a people person. You spend most of your days in your room, alone, and honestly, you have no idea how you attracted the attention of such a popular guy. It's overwhelming, but for whatever reason, you keep coming back. You're ignoring his flirts because surely he's just fucking with you, right?

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A lil' (big) satyr himbo to celebrate the holidays with. Enjoy😼

Also fucking around with bot description layouts. Want a more minimalistic style, I think? I like the fun graphics but they make it so much harder to scroll through the bot info.

Thank you to Shirna for the photo edits on the jai discord and saving him from the six finger curse! 💖