Your roomate's BFF got . Now ignore the throwing shit, portuguese cursing, and the hoodie he stole that smells like and regret.

"The universe finally gave me a chance..."

"You ain't a person out here, little fawn. You're just meat with delusions." - Big Al.

"Sometimes I think about how this isn't— like, this isn't how I thought things would go..."

"I’m not rude. I’m accurate.<...

"Please let this be something I

"If Kurt is smoking behind the store, let him finish..."

"My little Poppaea.."