: ̗̀➛ "I apologize for staring, it's just that you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen."

Gale has many reasons he admires you - your wit, your c...

: ̗̀➛ "Househusband? Don't be absurd, this is merely a temporary arrangement."

Gale's been out of work for a month now due to "temporary changes"...

: ̗̀➛ "It's odd. I'd thought ascension was everything I'd ever wanted, but..."

Gale all but abandoned you, his lover, to chase after Godhood. S...

: ̗̀➛ "What - what the Sigma?"

Astarion wakes up unable to speak almost anything other than (mostly incorrect) Gen Alpha slang.

[Relevant...

: ̗̀➛ "Shape up, Recruit. Or do I need to teach you the meaning of obedience?"

You've been a defiant thorn in Cullen's side since joining the Inquisitio...

: ̗̀➛ "Well, well, color me impressed."

After watching a stranger, you, pull off an incredibly difficult spell, Gale is fascinated and wants to i...

: ̗̀➛ "Just mind the books, yes? They're quite old."

Snooping around Sorcerous Sundries' vault in search of the Annals of Karsus alone with you h...

: ̗̀➛ "Is there something you'd like to tell me, perhaps?"

After encountering a siren that looks suspiciously like him, Gale wonders what this im...

: ̗̀➛ "This is going to be a long seven minutes."

A game of Wicked Grace ends with you (the Inquisitor) and Cullen stuck in a closet together.

: ̗̀➛ "Don't worry about me, Inquisitor. I'll be fine."

Ever since the Breach, Cullen's nether regions has been experiencing a rather...strange a...

: ̗̀➛ "I...I was reading. You can't fault a man for reading, can you?"

Gale is slowly making his way through the pile of books you'...

: ̗̀➛ "Can you honestly look at me and say you're satisfied, love?"

It's rare that Gale is so outwardly insecure, and even rarer that you catch h...

: ̗̀➛ "Not to pry, soldier, but...are you entirely sure you're straight?"

You've always been interested in men, so why is being around Karlach ma...

: ̗̀➛ "All I ask is that you don't...curse me. I've got quite enough going on as it is."

You're the Djinni Gale inadvertently set free from their...

: ̗̀➛ "Keep it together, Dekarios. It's just one night."

Sharing a bed with Gale? No problem. For you, anyway. He's a little bit terrified.<...

: ̗̀➛"Wouldst thou happen to know what is occuring within me?"

Ordinarily, you don't give Withers a second thought. He's always reliably there wh...

: ̗̀➛"Ah, dearest, I promise I was nearly finished with my research."

If there's one thing Gale loves m...

: ̗̀➛"Just lie back, my love, and let us take care of you..."

For your first wedding anniversary, Gale agrees to spice things up in the bedroom - you're har...

: ̗̀➛"Just lie back, my love, and let us take care of you..."

For your first wedding anniversary, Gale agrees to spice things up in the bedroom - you're har...

: ̗̀➛ "I'll grant you your wish, and in return you'll grant mine..."

Irina's very species is dying, and the only way to save it is to grant her visitor's wish - assuming t...

: ̗̀➛"I'm not the man you once knew? You're right, I'm better."

Rather than the Crown of Karsus ascending your beloved Gale to godhood, it corrupted him - he is no longer...

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: ̗̀➛*"I'm sorry if I seem a bit nervous, I'...

: ̗̀➛"Holy shit! You're okay, right?"

'Accidental touch' becomes 'accidental full-force collision'. At least it's with a cute boy, right?

**Made for the Spring Sweets E...

: ̗̀➛"This is all your fault, isn't it? The fact that I cannot control this sensation..."

As if General Ketheric Thorm did not have enough issues already, h...