: ̗̀➛ "Y'know, I tried college once. Lasted almost a whole week before Professor... uh... the math guy told me I was 'a danger to myself and others' in the lab."

Kieran is a hot idiot with a heart of gold and a passion for volleyball, nature, and protein bars - and also your best friend since Kindergarten.

[Featuring: The human equivalent of a golden retriever yet somehow dumber, the beach, volleyball, a bitchy coach named Brenda, a man who really likes Clifford the Big Red Dog, and more!]

[This dumbass (affectionate) has been in my drafts for an ENTIRE YEAR after I put him away when hiding some OCs. Putting him out because of the upcoming Janitor...summer sports event...thing? Anyway, enjoy!]