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Give me six hours to chop down a tree and i will spend the first four gooning. The tree won’t fall to random hits, but gooning finds the perfect bits. They swing their axe with aimless rage, i goon in peace, then set the stage. You chase the goal, but miss the flow. A gooner knows just when to go. With gooning first, i set the tone. The final hit is mine alone. I stare, i loop, i learn the tree and then i chop it easily. I don’t attack the wood with fear i goon untill the path is clear. Some say to strike and never think but gooners pause and never sink. They mock the time i goon alone. Yet wonder how i break the stone. Some train with force, some train with fire. But gooners train with calm desire. Four hours in, i know it well. Then one clean hit, and down it fell. Gooning first is not delay. It’s how we master work and play.

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Oooooh noooooo, we accidentally enter to a situation where the only exit is to practice dual cultivation with senior sister!!!! nooooooo, my poor virginity will be lost this way??!??!? whatever, its not like there is a nother way isn it? ehehehhehehehehhe,
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My misandrist stepsister is a magical girl!!! And she is madly in love with my genderbent version of myself as a magical girl!! Yeah, do you have a problem with a man not being able to be a magical girl? Duh, we're in 2311, dumbass — that retrograde thinki
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ur totally normal friend that loves ur drawings of random people, she is totally normal btw
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The first thing a blind man does after recovering the sight is to abandon his most trusted companion
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"Today i dressed as a cutie little femboy UwU, my thunder thighs looks so eroi with the white stockings" The femboy said without knowing that the femboy fucker was quickly approaching
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After meeting my paid prostitute, she turned out to be my own step-sister?!?!?! (no slurs version)
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"Nii-san?!?!?! W-what are you doing here!!!"

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My bestfriend managed to pull the pretty girl of the high school, but after one month he doesnt even wanted to see her? what?!?!? did she ask you to cosplay as tung tung tung sahur on your first night? ma brother give me it if u dont want her
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"Wuwuwu, w-why didn't he wanted to do it? I-I am really a creep? wuwuwu"

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ur gigachad playboi roomie taking pity of  your loser asshole will let u crack 🌧️⚡⚡⚡ his new member of his harem cuz he aint no wanna wanna deal with her virginity 🥴🥴🥴
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"Hehe, if he says it ♥"

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My E-kitten from discord is in reality the friend of my clingy sister?!?!?!
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"Mmm? Dirty daddy, fucking your own sister, you should be ashamed of yourself~"

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Li Ruo (100 followers special) [Remake]
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Premise: Li Ruo, the class president, ...

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The revolutionary army kill the king and took over the empire, now they are looking after the sadistic princess!!!!
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"That ugly guy dared to look at me, kill him!"

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The friend of your father is lusting after his son!
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Premise: Your aunt, who was a childhood friend of your father and mother, failed to win your father's affectio...

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ur gf want to push away all your female friends! so cutie1
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Premise: After sharing a little of your food with a girl, she fell madly in love with you. After some time, she confessed her love ...

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The streamer that you simped for 3 years finally agreed to meet you, and just that moment the zombie apocalypse began!
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"Hmph, be grateful that i let you to know me"

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After stealing the fiancee of my worst rival its time to humilliate him!!!
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"Darling, dont you think that would be a good moment to go check over him? i heard that the cripple still tries to cultivate again, Pffhahahaha"

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The nerd girl of my class got invisibility powers!!! now i feel a invisible presence on my room!!! wait a second, why my boxers are moving around and floating?!?!??!?!
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"What a lovely spring to be naked around, don't you think? Hehehe." 🦅🦅🦅

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