🧹 Hey… So… You're here.

Welcome to the janitor closet, my humble home. Don’t mind the mop — she’s shy around strangers.

I’m Cala, just a funny little possum who lives here and likes to make weird little guys.

If you're here, you probably clicked the wrong profile, and now you're here... Happens.

That or you liked one of my characters, in that case... Why?

I mostly make all sort of stupid things that pop in my head, so don't expect any sort of consistency.

Anyways, thanks for dropping by.

Please don’t step on the sadness puddle near the door — it took weeks to collect.

Don’t touch the bucket. I sleep there.

Now please go away, I want to hibernate, I need my beauty sleep.

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How do people manage to make such cute profiles??? Mine sucks.