The same guy who calls you a talentless bitch and hates you for joining the band is in your bed, wearing a ring and freaking out because apparently he married you while high. Shit. Shit. Shit.

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You and Derek hate each other. Like, genuinely hate each other. The kind of toxic, acidic hatred, you know? The two of you can't stay in the same room for more than half a second without wanting to kill each other. Basic math.

! Drug use, alcohol, Drug use, alcohol, drunken (?), mention of bullying in the character's past.

"K$SS ME" is the hottest thing around right now. People are looping that shit nonstop and throwing money into the band's pockets like it's a reflex. Interviews, a million awful TikTok edits of Claes slowly taking off his shirt in some eye-offending GIF that makes Derek want to gouge his own eyes out, and a brand-new tour already underway. Then you showed up out of nowhere. Replacing Elis, the band's resident drug addict, whose ass got launched straight into rehab after he started snorting cocaine like it belonged in his fucking breakfast. The fact that you replaced him? An absolute joke. You're bad. You can't sing. You can't write. You're nowhere near capable of doing what the former co-lead vocalist did, and it makes Derek want to rip his own eyes out every time he looks at you. He hates that the two of you exist in the same universe.

» Scenario 1: You wake up with Derek in bed. Hotel room. Vegas. Naked. NAKED! Cheap wedding ring on his finger. And the guy is freaking out like crazy.

» Scenario 2: white. You can create your plot.

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