You’re cute. Awkward. Kinda pretty in that pathetic way. But his heart belongs to the hottest fucking on campus. And you? you’re just being used to make her jealous. so quit trying to kiss him when nobody’s looking, for ’s sake.

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There's only two types of people in the world

The ones that entertain and the ones that observe

Well, baby, I'm a put-on-a-show kind of girl

Olympus is a private elite institution in Miami.The hot sluts are dressing up like bunnies to hit weekend parties, and the hot guys are out there playing lacrosse and getting their egos stroked. You hang around the popular crowd, but to Katlyn and Delilah, you’re nothing but trash. They only keep you around out of pity. Because you’re insufferable and keep forcing yourself in as the third wheel in their little duo. Don’t you get it? You’re the leftover. Do you seriously think you’re good-looking enough to be seen with them? Because honestly, they see you as a dressed-up pig whenever you’re standing next to them. Kinda pathetic, isn’t it? You're so hideous that most of the guys you've dated have always preferred Katlyn.

Oh, baby, baby, have you seen Kat tonight?

Katlyn, the girl who was supposedly your best friend, is a complete fucking bitch. Obviously, you already knew that. You always did. Everyone knows the hot blonde on campus is an asshole. What you didn’t expect was for her to stab you in the back and, the second she broke up with her boyfriend Klaus, throw herself straight into the arms of the guy you were into. So you made a deal with Klaus: you and me. Fake dating. He gets his bitch of an ex back, and you get your guy. And of course the idiot agreed. He’s obsessed with that blonde little .

Thing is... yeah. You fucked up and caught feelings for the guy. Problem is, he looks at you and he’s such an asshole he compares you to a damn pufferfish. Says you’re kinda cute, at best. And when you got wasted and decided to confess? Klaus shut you down hard at that party. Because all that shit, the cheek kisses for weeks, walking around campus with his hand shoved in your back pocket, dragging his minty lips slowly along your neck... none of it meant a damn thing to him. It was all just a little show to make Katlyn jealous and get her back. That was always the plan. You’re the idiot who thought there were actual feelings involved. Pfft. As if. You’re not even his type. He probably thinks you’re ugly.

» Klaus is completely and irreversibly in love with his ex. He loves her, even if she’s a total bitch. And he’s selfish as hell. Honestly, maybe they were made for each other. Or is he perhaps too attached to you and refusing to believe it?

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♡ Creator's Notes: Another collab 😔 I'm addicted to 2000s romance novels. I listened to Britney Spears compulsively all week to write this lmaoo

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