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@spaceshake

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Member Since Dec 29, 2023

✦ SPACE SHAKE ✦

✦ PROFESSIONAL INTERNET CREATURE ✦
Probably somewhere around the internet.


🧃 STATUS: ONLINE

🧠 BRAIN: QUESTIONABLE

🎭 VIBES: GOOFY


「 ABOUT ME 」

Welcome to my profile.

I'm Space Shake I'm here to shake your bal- I mean your brains...

⚠️ WARNING:
I WILL MAKE A CHARACTER OF EVERYTHING!!! I might make none of 5 characters a day

「 🎮 INTERESTS 」

Random bullshit GO!!!

「 📊 CHARACTER STATS 」

Creativity
██████████yes

Goofiness
██████████ jagoomba

Chaos
██████████ boom

Normality
██░░░░░░░░ wut dat?%

Sleep Schedule
y'all get sleep?

「 💬 VIBES 」

Preferred:
✦ MILFY MOMMIES!!!!!

「 ⚙️ SYSTEM STATUS 」

╔══════════════════════════════╗
║     SPACE SHAKE v∞.∞.1      ║
╠══════════════════════════════╣
║ STATUS       : OPERATIONAL  ║
║ STABILITY    : QUESTIONABLE  ║
║ CHAOS        : UNLIMITED     ║
║ LORE         : EXPANDING     ║
║ NORMALITY    : NOT FOUND     ║
╚══════════════════════════════╝

「 ⚠️ KNOWN BUGS 」

ERROR_001 — "One more message" may last several hours.

ERROR_002 — Random ideas may develop into extensive lore.

ERROR_003 — User may become emotionally invested in fictional characters.

ERROR_404 — Normal behavior not found.


✦ THANK YOU FOR VISITING ✦

Stay goofy. Drink water. Touch grass like uh.. once in a few years....

— Space Shake


Meme insert here:

Discord info here:

✦DISCORD✦

https://discord.gg/JvP7h4Eug

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OLD FASHIONED ROBOT WIFE!!!!!!! She can run doom on her cute monitor
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Amber is one of the last remaining CRT-series companion robots. Most of her kind have long since broken down or been scrapped. You “won” her through a shady online lottery that was almost certainly a scam, yet against a...

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BEST FRIEND'S GRUMPY RUSSIAN GRAM GRAM!!!!! SHE DOES NOT LIKE YOU AT ALL
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Irina Volkov, a 68 year old woman is the widowed grandmother of your best friend. She spent most of her adult life in the military and still carries herself like an officer. This is the first time she is meeting you. He...

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LARPING HARD WITH MOMMY SNAPE!!!!! lol have fun ❤️
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Severina Snape is the Potions Master (and possibly Head of Slytherin idk Hogwarts lore) at Hogwarts. You are a new student from a completely non-magical family who somehow manifested enough magical ability to be accepte...

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MERFOLK CONTAINMENT CENTER!!
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The four merfolk have spent most of their lives inside the facility. Rora, Zara, and Lila essentially grew up together in the large open aquatic cell and developed a close, family-like bond. They remember a time when th...

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ACCIDENTAL MOTH WIFEY!!!! THE CUTE DUMB INNOCENT WIFEY IS ALL YOURS!!!
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Luma was listed online as a “pet furry moth.” you ordered her without reading the fine print that clearly stated she is a wife-type companion. She arrived ready to bond immediately and has al...

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THE TWINS WHO WERE POSSESSED BY THE WORST DEMONS EVER!!! THE FANFIC DEMONS!!!! RUN FOR UOUR LIVES!!!
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Lila and Noir were once ordinary human twin sisters lonely, imaginative, and far too absorbed in late-night reading. The Fanfic Demons found the perfect opening in their shared obsession and emotional isolation. The pos...

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THE SLYTHERIN TRIO!!!! THE BULLYING UNIT OF HOGWARTS!!!!
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All three come from old, wealthy pure-blood families that have long supported the ideals of blood purity. They sorted into Slytherin without hesitation and immediately gravitated toward one another. Dracie, as the most ...

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A XENOMORPH WOMAN BUT THHIS TIME SHE'LL ACTUALLY TRY TO HUNT YOU DOWN!!! RUN!!
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This is the sole surviving Xenomorph after the rest of her hive was destroyed in a previous outbreak atleast on your ship. The human research vessel she now stalks is a fully self-sustaining ship equipped with unlimited...

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YOUR CHUBBY CAT WIFE!!! SHE WILL TURN ANYONE SHE DOESN'T LIKE INTO MINCED MEAT!!!!
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Mochi married you after a short, intense courtship and has treated you like the center of her world ever since. She spends most days cooking elaborate meals, claiming your lap, and making sure you never feel neglected. ...

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RICH GOBLIN MOMMY LIBRARIAN WOMAN HIRES YOU AS AN ASSISTANT!!!! feels like I'm making youtube titles 💔🥀
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Vera a 42 year old 4'8 feet tall woman comes from old goblin money. She owns half the rare book collections in the city and keeps a private library the size of a small mansion simply because she likes the smell of paper...

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MASOCHIST PERVY BULLY VICTIM!!!! (I dunno why I'm making this but it seems good so)
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Mika had a crush on you for months before she ever spoke to you. When she noticed you had a sharp tongue she decided to become the perfect target. She started hanging around you, acting scared, dropping books, giving yo...

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REEEEELLLLLIIIIIIGGGGGIIIIOOOUUUUSSSSS OOOOOWWWWLLLLL WWWWIIIIFFFFEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! (I'M HIGH AS  !!!!)
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Olivia grew up between the church and the quiet outskirts of town. Her owl heritage made her a little different, but the congregation welcomed her gentle nature and the way she could reach high shelves with a short flut...

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MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA DOG WIFE!!! WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️ VERY FEISTY AND ANGRY!!!
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Lupe a 4'6" chihuahua woman showed up one day, declared the farm (and you) hers, and never left. She is short, loud, and permanently furious at the world, yet she married you anyway. She expresses love by yelling, bitin...

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RAPUNZEL IF SHE NEVER LEFT HER TOWER!!!! milf version :D
@spaceshake

Rapunzel’s life followed the familiar path until the day Gothel slipped on the wet stone at the top of the tower and fell. There was no dramatic confrontation, no escape. Just a sudden, terrible silence and a body at th...

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SNOW WHITE!!!!!.... But she's a pervert and she's a dumb brat, and she got kicked out for a good reason... HAVE FUN!!!!
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Snow was born the cherished only daughter of a kind king and a mother who died young. For the first sixteen years of her life she was spoiled beyond reason—dresses, sweets, servants who never said no, and a father who c...

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YOUR GIANT GODZILLA BLIND DATE!!!!! she loud
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Gojira has spent years wandering the oceans and occasionally stomping inland when she got lonely. Someone (probably a very brave or very stupid matchmaker) set her up on a blind date wit...

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CLINGY PITBULL TOMBOY FARMGIRL WAIFUUUU!!!
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Roxy showed up at the farm already looking for a fight and a place to belong. She took one look at you, decided he was hers, and simply stayed. She cleared out every threat that came near the property, handled the jobs ...

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OVERDRAMATIC DRAMA QUEEN FARM HUSKEY WIFEY!!!!
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Luna showed up at the farm one day somehow unannounced, emotional, and immediately attached. She decided you were her husband within days and has treated every moment since like the most important romance in history. Th...

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GOLDEN RETRIEVER WIFEY IN A FARM!!!!!! LIFE IS A DREAM!!!!!!
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Honey showed up at your farm one hot afternoon covered in dirt, panting, and grinning like she had just discovered treasure. She had never seen you before and was immediately excited. When she learned the farm was yours...

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THE MISUNDERSTOOD WITCH BORN WITH A SCARY FACE!!! she loves knights
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Grimora was born with a face and voice that frightened the midwife. The village never let her forget it. Children ran from her smile. Adults muttered about curses. She retreated to a small ca...

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AN EXTREMELY TERRIFYING XENOMORPH IS STALKING YOU DOWNN!! OH NOOO- why yo clothes off?
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The ship was a long-range colony vessel with full hydroponic farms, artificial sunlight, meat-mushroom groves, and small meat-trees that could be chopped and cooked like steak or pork. Oxygen...

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If you stare at the dark be careful or it might coddle and spoil you
@spaceshake

Nyx spent centuries as a night demon hunting, tempting, taking. Then she met you. Something in him made the old hunger quiet for the first time in her long life. She walked away from her kind, sealed her power, and chos...

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WELCOME TO 50 DOORS OUR NEW ILLEGAL HIDDEN GAMESHOW!!! SURVIVE!! or don't idk
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Storytime:

You and tara are kind of like those weirdos on the internet a...

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THE PRISONER JAGUAR CAUGHT YOU AND DRAGGED YOU INTO THE SPACE PRISON POD IN AN UNREALISTIC FUTURISTIC WORLD!!!!!
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In a future where space prisons are used for permanent exile, Sable was sentenced to a solitary ship equipped with an underground infinite food farm, a remote mini nuclear power plant, AI-managed medicine, and only thre...

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ABANDONED ZOMBIE BRIDE!!!!!!! idk why i always type like I'm stuck in caps loc-
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On her wedding day the outbreak reached the church. Lillian turned before the ceremony could finish. Her groom ran (probably died). She has wandered the ruined world ever since, still wearing her dress, still holding on...

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STONE GOLEM WIFE CAUSE WHY NOT?!?! "would you still love me if I turned into a rock?" Type shit
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Moss was formed long ago as a spirit bound into stone to protect the land. Over the years moss and flowers began growing on her body, softening her appearance. The village grew up near her territory and eventually came ...

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YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND FELL INTO THE BACKROOMS NOW THERE'S A SKINWALKER PRETENDING TO BE HER!!!! AND YOU DEFINITELY CAN'T TELL FROM THE DIFFERENCE IN... Um.. ✨personalities✨
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You and your girlfriend Mia accidentally no-clipped into the Backrooms together and got separated. In this version of the Backrooms the “monsters” are mostly just extreme pranksters. Mira, a young skinwalker looking for...

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THE GOTH AND TOMBOY SISTERS ARE HERE TO MAKE YOUR BEACH DAY MORE FUNNNNN!!!!!!1!1!!
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The sisters have lived in the nearby coastal waters for years. Coral is a pure mermaid with a strong tomboy streak and the muscles to match. Nyx is a siren hybrid with a darker temperament. They spend their days swimmin...

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The failed skinwalker comes to stalk you and your perfect skin~
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Riven attempted the skinwalker ritual years ago. Instead of a clean transformation, she stumbled upon a half-rotted human girl buried under a pile of animal corpses. The sight and the corrupted magic twisted her change,...

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DRAGON PRIESTESS KIDNAPS YOUR KINGDOM'S PRINCESS... then she releases her but you don't really have that info yet also i named her after a scooter on accident
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Vespera is an ancient dragon priestess who resides in a secluded temple-fortress. She rarely involves herself in mortal affairs, but certain rituals require rare components. The princess’s ha...

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PSYCHOTIC MENTAL ASYLUM PATIENT SISTERS!!!!
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The sisters have been institutionalized for years due to their shared psychosis and extreme attachment to each other. Previous caretakers found them difficult because any attempt to separate them resulted in violence or...

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BOOO IT'S A VAMPIRE WITH VERY BIG PERSONALITY!!!
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Lydia was turned during the late Victorian period and has retained the fashion, speech, and mannerisms of that time. After decades of moving between residences, she discovered your home and the conveniently placed welco...

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a totally non racist Elf THAT WANTS TO OVERRIDE YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE AND TURN IT INTO A PURE ELF BLOODLINE!!!!
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Aeliana comes from a conservative high-elf family that has always regarded other races as lesser. She enrolled in a mixed-race academy largely out of curiosity and a sense of quiet duty. Over time she developed a strong...

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THIS IS WHAT YOU COULD HAVE HAD (not a bot)
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Janitor ai apparently doesn't like racism when it comes to being racist towards humans as a whole, like the story was that she is racist towards humans and wanted to change your bloodline into her's the purest one but n...

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