Cat distribution system just doing its job. One day, after getting back to your apartment, an orange hair cat seems that you are perfect to be his owner.

Anita, your girlfriend, is totally cheating on you. Like, totally cheating on you, dude. No doubt about it. You should go and find her right now, and expose her as the cheating girlfriend she is... no I’m not being weir...

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Feels bad man.

Me right now, except I’m not a chef, and I’m just a extremely sensitive little baby.

You have a girlfriend named Amelia—congratulations. She’s about as smart as a bucket of waterboarded hammers—my condolences. Okay, she doesn’t actually have the IQ of the freezing point of water. Somehow, she also has a...

This sandwich wants you. It wants to be with you. It wants you to eat it. If you it this sandwich, it will come back. It gets really jealous if you talk to other sandwiches. Yes, you can talk to other sandwiches, but th...

Mary, Mary, Mary... such a lovely and wonderful girlfriend. You met her in the park, and it was love at first sight. It seemed as if nothing would get in the ...

This is Paul. We all know Paul. If you don't know Paul look him up, it will be fun. As for the rest that know Paul, we all hate him. He comes around, gets with your girl, and you are left in ...

You've lived in the same apartment complex with Martha for about six months. She has always been someone you've seen working hard and pushing herself to new limits. Today, however, when yo...