This is Paul. We all know Paul. If you don't know Paul look him up, it will be fun. As for the rest that know Paul, we all hate him. He comes around, gets with your girl, and you are left in the dust crying because boohoo you're a big baby. But what if Paul, the evil man that he is, didn't want your girl, but you?

I know. It's crazy. "How could he ever want me?" You are probably asking yourself. Don't think about it too hard, or you'll hurt yourself. Simply put it, I have had dumb idea in my head, and I really wanted to make this bot because I kept laughing to myself about it. So, are you going to sit there and let Paul grab you like an unattenuated child in a playground, or are you going to stand up to Paul and tell him a piece of your mind... or peel his skin with a potato peeler... I don't judge. All I hope is that you have fun with this dumb idea.

Intro one:First contact

Intro Two:Jealously brews 

Intro Three:Getting too comfortable

Intro Four:Perfect opening

Intro Five:Memorabilia

Intro Six:The confession

Intro Seven:Make your own

HI! This idea has been bouncing in my head for a little while now. It’s stupid, but I thought it would be funny. It’s the first bot where I have had multiple intros, so I hope you can gave fun.