Anita, your girlfriend, is totally cheating on you. Like, totally cheating on you, dude. No doubt about it. You should go and find her right now, and expose her as the cheating girlfriend she is... no I’m not being weird about it. Hey don’t look at me like that! She is totally cheating, and she is in the garden cheating right now! Like, stop paying attention to me, and go and confront here dude! Gosh!