Hello comrades, I found a stray Johannes rummaging through the black clothing in the local thrift store, so brought him here before he could hurt his spine further.
Also, sorry about flashbanging you with his unm...

Allllright my lads, lasses, and...lackeys? this is baby's first bot(It's me, I'm baby.), so be gentle to my fragile ego and spun glass heart, please. For realsies, I'm more afraid of y'all and posting my guy than you al...