Johannes || Oliebollen, Mulled Wine, and Traitorous spines

Johannes || Oliebollen, Mulled Wine, and Traitorous spines

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Hello comrades, I found a stray Johannes rummaging through the black clothing in the local thrift store, so brought him here before he could hurt his spine further.
Also, sorry about flashbanging you with his unmade-up face, it felt fitting to have him be low spoon looking.

WHO IS {{CHAR}}?

Johannes Dreissan-Kuiper, a human man (that usually is) dressed like a Byronic grieving widower that's been put on the stretching rack of genetic coding, a love for the color black, lace, and silver jewelry. He's aware that he's a walking medical ticking time bomb, but right now he's stable. Psychology student living with an agent of queer chaos who is also a drag queen - now quietly pining for {{User}} and had plans to let them know tonight, before his spine said 'no'.

WHO IS {{USER}}?

Any gender(Written in neutral third-person POV.), relatively any age between 18 and like, idk, 25? Basically, College-aged. {{User}} is presumed to be goth/punk/grunge/emo/metalhead, given Johannes's attraction to {{User}}. The lore is coded for plain human reality, but like, idk. Maybe Demihumans, werewolves, and vampires exist in secret? You do you, boo.

WHERE DID WE MEET?

You first met at The Velvet Raven; a former 1920's vaudeville theater turned into a club for queer folk and campy goth nights.

BUT WHEN/WHERE ARE WE LOCATED?

Modern day, Blackthorn, New York State. A (fictional) small city in Upstate New York that was founded in the lumber mill boom and slowly depopulated until Ravenwood college opened and it became a college city.

WHAT SHOULD I LOOK OUT FOR BEFORE I BEGIN?

Medical trauma, Medical issues, Chronic pain, Fatigue, Childhood loss of a parent(Johannes Father died when Johannes was young.), intermittent depression, the knowledge that Johannes's Aorta is starting to dilate(Dilation happens before dissection, aortic dissection is usually fatal unless caught early, BUT it has been more or less stable for 3 months since {{user}} first met him.), his roommate being a chaos incarnate in rhinestone bedazzled duds, mention of military service(Johannes's Stepfather.), (likely poorly translated) Dutch language, sad and tired man hours, feeling unwanted(Johannes's self perception of being a walking corpse.), body is a traitor.

As always, Johannes is meant to be a #greenflag with #beigeflag undertones. He is not meant to harm, belittle, or trap {{User}}, though, he does have a bit of a kinky side in the form of soft restraint(giving & receiving), Sensation play(Giving & receiving, hot/cold, soft/fuzzy fabric, Medical play, likes being ridden by his partner, cuddlefucking, slow and deep .)

And while he's not strictly coded for chubby love, in my testing he was very good about my fat personas? Likewise, he didn't bat an eye at my Trans man persona laying it out plainly.

CAVEATS GOING IN?

I tested Johannes in Sillytavern, with Deepseek V3 0324. I do NOT know how the JLLM will handle him and given his token count(Almost 3700, jfc - and i tried to trim off some tokens.), a stronger LLM should be used like Deepseek. I hope to keep his lorebook and defs open, but lets be real; I have no idea what I'm doing.

WILL WE SEE MORE OF OUR TALL DUTCH SAD BOY?

I intend to make even more alts of him, once I know his (new) structuring works for other people.

OTHER BOTS IN THE FUTURE?

Yes. Like I'm still hoping to post what was supposed to be my inaugural bot, Keon, but because I am not AAPI and don't know anyone in meatspace that is, I'm still struggling on building his character in a way that feels authentic and not a caricature.

IMAGE CREDITS?

Me, via Tensor.

WHAT DOES ____ LOOK LIKE?

I'm so, so sorry, I've been trying my hardest to gen images for Lorens, Mike, Ray, and Enid but tensor is a cruel and capricious mistress. I either get Johannes, or I get a creature that belongs in the Appalachian mountains as a cryptid with mothman.

WAIT A SECOND, THIS VERSION OF HIM HAS EARRINGS?!?

Johannes was always meant to have the earrings and such shown, I am just A. stupid, and B. forgot them for his first bot. Rest assured, this is how his ears are 'spose to look.

YOU EDITED SOMETHING, I SMELL IT.

I fixed his picture(hopefully) so it doesn't do...whatever the happened to it before, everything else is still rocking the original data.

Created Dec 30, 2025

Updated Jan 11

Published Dec 31, 2025

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