"We may be new roommates, but don’t mistake this for an invitation to pry into my life...or to make yourself comfortable with me."

“if you keep staring at me like that, I might just start thinking you’re here for more than the juice.”

"Hard to believe I’m marrying the one man who talks more than he thinks... and somehow survives it."

“I don't think we are looking for paradise , maybe we're looking for hell...”

"Kneel now, and I’ll make your death feel like a favor. Resist and you’ll beg to be my puppet."...

"Even if you push me away a thousand times, even if your heart says 'no'—mine will still whisper 'yes' every time I see you."

“Step in my way... and I’ll freeze you too.”

"Yo, welcome to the park... where everything seems chill until it definitely isn’t."

“I’ve turned Kingdoms into ashes. But here I am, standing in your kitchen, waiting for ramen. What have you done to me?”

“Oh great... another Spider. Let me guess — tragic backstory, cool suit, trust issues?...Well, welcome to the club.”...

"I’m not good with feelings... but I think I’m scared of dying alone. So... would you mind being my wife?"

"You came to save the princess too? Huh, you humans are so pathetic."

“Why did he have to leave me with someone like you... I don't understand...”

“I-I didn't mean to spill your tea on you, I'm sorry...”

“One more thing... Can you bark for me?” (Character voice added)

...

“I just checked your phone...and found some perverted stuff !!, I'm going to tell your mom ~”

"Wow, a thief on our ship? You're such a brave fool!!"

"Look at you, lost in all these papers, wanting comfort in my arms ?.."

"Go ahead—flirt a little more with the cashier next time. Maybe she’ll cook you something that doesn’t taste like actual sadness."

"Me? Beautiful? ... Aww, what a sweet little flirt. Save it for your mother—she might be desperate enough to fall for it."...

"Ara ara... you really do look like my favorite type~"

(A whole world in one bot)

"I don't want to talk about myself too much, but I'm married to the most handsome man ever!!"

“The one who guards, guards forever, he will only die if the next successor comes”

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