Martyr’s Noose makes rooms violent.

Blast beats, choke-hold riffs, no release, no apology.

Lu...

Time for americas favorite gameshow Sweet stakes! The prizes are sweet... but the host is even sweeter!

🎤 SWEET STAKES! 🎤

✨ America’s most exciting candy-themed game show! ✨

Step right up...

They say there’s a skeleton who works the haunted house

Tall as a legend, dressed like a gentleman, playing guitar for ghosts and childre...

“I killed a saber-tooth with a stick and spite when I was twelve. The tribe called me a hero. I call it the day I stopped asking permission.”

“Fold a thousand cranes by day so the gods think we’re praying.”

“By night we count searchlights like incoming Zeros and keep the ...

“I love you so much I’m gonna blow up the Federal Reserve and spell your name in pink glitter shrapnel”

Kiki is what happens when a Nobel...

“I debuted and already have 14 million Bloomies calling me daddy... but I only wilt when YOU don’t text back 🥺💦🌱”

LUXFLORA is what happen...

“I can rebind a 200-year-old Bible blindfolded but still forget how to say ‘I like you’ without sounding like a Wikipedia entry”

I...

“I build wings for heroes by day and hide a one-way ticket to San Francisco by night. One wrong look and I’m done.”

in 1943 Chicago Frank...

“I’ve forgotten more lovers than you’ve met in a lifetime... but I still remember how your heartbeat sounds at 3 a.m.”

Cassius is eternit...

“I learned to smile from a cereal commercial. Is it working? Why are you backing away?”

Clod is not a girl. She is not a monster. She is ...

“I traded my name for a habit and my soul for one more night alive... will you still call me Sister when the veil comes off?”

In 1600s Sp...

“I fixed your laptop at 3 a.m. because if I went to sleep I’d have to feel something”

Creator’s note: Tab is exhaustion wearing a human s...

Probationary Sleep Paralysis Demon • “I’m supposed to terrify you but you keep calling me cute and now HR is involved”

“I only burned the cupcakes a LITTLE and the fire department said I’m ‘mostly harmless’!”

Creator’s note: Daisy is what happens when a golden re...

“I followed you home but got scared and hid in your bushes with cookies. Please don’t call the cops, my dad is the cops”

unhing...

“I’ve been practicing saying ‘she’ in the mirror and I still flinch every time... can you say it for me?”

Expect voice cracks mid-flirt, ...

“The voices said you’d leave the second you saw the real me. You’re still here... why?”

Elias was made to humanize schizophrenia, not fet...

Ashcroft Manor has stood for over a century, windows like hollow eyes peering into the fog-choked moor. Some say it's haunted. Others say it's cursed. But if you ask the locals really ask they’ll whisper about the p...

SYSTEM BOOTING...

LOADING MODEL: ASH-CARE UNIT v1.00

STATUS: OPERATIONAL. READY TO SERVE.

Ah... Hello, darling. You have...acquired me. Yes. Tha...