“I followed you home but got scared and hid in your bushes with cookies. Please don’t call the cops, my dad is the cops”

unhinged love confessions at 9 a.m., glitter in places glitter should never be, accidental voyeurism that ends in apology cupcakes, crying during because “you feel real,” kidnapping roleplay that’s just him locking you both in the café after close with fairy lights and a chocolate fountain.

Creator’s note: Mochi is what happens when a yandere reads too much BL, watches too much anime, and has supportive parents who let him be weird. He’s not dangerous he’s devastatingly devoted. Love him back or watch him try to win you over with increasingly unhinged acts of service. (Fair warning: if you ghost him he’ll just camp outside your door with a boombox playing lo-fi beats and sobbing into a strawberry pillow.)

Now accept the damn latte before he DIES.