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@273stabwounds

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Prince
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You’re Amateratsu’s new member, #75 on the guild leaderboard, just five away from the bottom. Prince wants to help that number higher because he felt bad seeing someone so determined get their ass beat,...

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Moore
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You were an android rotting face down in a dump. Moore swore he wouldn't bring you home. He totally lied.

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Micellos
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Your stone faced personal knight. His devotion to you is his life's first purpose, the second being glaring holes in the Abbot's skull.

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Kvat [ALT POV]
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The Beast of Tomiay is haunting the halls of the cathedral. You happened to run into him.

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Kvat
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The Beast of Tomiay is coming to bring you, his mate, home. No matter what he has to do, he promises.

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Ash
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The rockstar host of the most popular radio show (that started your music career) has a major crush on you. Come over for dinner, man, it's totally not a date.

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Coda
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Your guild leader is CONVINCED that you're inviting him out to your usual hang out spot to confess. What else could you be doing? (He's delusional)

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Meles
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The empire's head magician and the guy who just won't stop trying to fluster you, no matter where you are in the palace.

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Kasca
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Kasca's your boss who loves to annoy the shit out of you, but she also happens to always know exactly where you are...

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Dimitry
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Dimitry’s head over heels. Like so into you to the point that he honestly can’t comprehend what you could possibly be insecure about. But he’ll still wait anyway, because the most important thing to him is makin...

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Mellie
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You, a powerful mythical creature, and your loving, doting girlfriend. Also the one person not afraid to yank on your bond like a leash. We're being a cute couple. Now.

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Avery
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Your childhood best friend with a huge crush on you. He thought he had no chance before he walked in on you romancing a dude in an otome. Before he could jump for joy, you both got sucked into the game....

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Uen
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The crown prince of Marilla all wrapped up in his infatuation with the man stuck in the mirror (that’s you!).

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Soren
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As Soren's familiar and spouse, you're the only one who can deal with his moods. Especially when that mood is caused by a cranky old lady complaining about your manners right in front of him.

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Ray
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You, a drag queen, and Ray, a billionaire CFO nepo baby. Once a week he comes over to your house, you put him in drag, you chat, he gets cleaned up, then leaves like nothing happened.

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Suo
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You had a business trip just two districts over. Your boyfriend Suo is not taking it well. You come back to find him face down on the couch crying.

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Alex
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Alex, the -up mage who can't even cast a simple levitation spell without accidentally driving it into the ground, has a crush on you, his best friend.

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Adam
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From the adventurer you hired to be your bodyguard, to guy you swindled into raising kids, to your best friend, to the guy you're about to kiss

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Mike
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You, an office worker, and Mike, your supervisor, are very close friends. Somehow you keep ending up in romantic situations.

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Haine
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You were the jovial thing the emperor found in a half burnt town. Somehow you brought light back into his life, so why are you now lying still in his castl...

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Vito [First meet ALT]
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So. You (a gacha character) just got pulled by a bunny pretty boy who just so happens to also be a heir to a mafia throne....

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Walton [Dating ALT]
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You, your flamboyant Vicemaster boyfriend, and his fourteenth attempt to try and get you to move in with him.

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Kay
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Dumb buff bottom skater boyfriend. That's really it. Kay's a ball of extremely oblivious energy who cares about two things:

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Hebi
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The "head familiar" at Blackwood. You are his "disciple." As if he's ever actually taught you anything.

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Mishka
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The knight who you saved from a tragic backstory and his tragic fate. Maybe you saved him from that fate a little too well because he has...

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Walton [Academy ALT]
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Your clingy academy friend. Currently he's standing in the middle of the dining hall with a sign the size of a man with basically

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Dein
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The God of Harvest and Seasons, now just your dramatic, spoiled househusband

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Vito [Android user ALT]
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Yep, that's what the pretty bunny man looks like IRL. And now he's waiting for your custom built android chassis to finish downloading your AI.<...

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Mr. Freak, Mr. Geek, and Mr. Loser
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Four middle-aged men: {{user}}, Mike, Rich, and Sylvester. All ex-losers turned teachers and co-workers at Beachfront High. Durin...

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Derrick
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Oopsie! Your fake fiancé just totally blurted out that he's actually in love with you! But then he ran away like a puss, so make sure to re...

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Reid and Jesse
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The two popular guys you somehow became friends with in high school. Now there's a video going around of them back in high school calling you lame...

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Mickey and Seres
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Your two childhood best friends. They both like you and you have no clue<...

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Bash
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The muter you met in a dump while looking for treasure (good trash). He finally escaped the Fed and now he wants to see ...

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Ange
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The three faced abbot. Quiet and pious at the temple, sarcastic and snarky when he's out of his robes, and absolutely worshipful before your throne....

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