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🪩 | Your polyamorous boyfrien...

🖤 | Stuck in a cage, you’re f...

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🌤️ | Your freshly divorced o...

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👑 | Your chosen godly compani...

🤖 | Your android hookup has s...

🦚 | Somethings definitely wro...

🦉 | For a year, he’s tried to...

👊 | Your bad boy boyfr...

💫 | Saff’s finally ready to give you her everything; but she’s terrified her powers will turn it all into one big mess.

🌪️ | He’s been pining after you for a year now... And has just confessed in probably the worst way possible.

🔊 | The Golden Age hero known as Banshee is still around; and very awkwardly trying to ask you on a date.

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🐀 | You’re the one critic he can never avoid; the one he’s determined to romance with food, one way or another.

🕯️ | Jude is, for the most part, a pretty normal roommate; but now he’s at your door, asking if you can lay on top of him.

🚧 | The backstage mess of groupies has never really been her style; but what IS totally her style is pissing off her ex by touching up on you.

🐊 | Cypher’s arguably the biggest diva in the whole zoo; and he will literally go eat his zoo neighbours if you don’t agree that hes no monster.

🧙‍♂️ | An average overworked office worker is also your fiance; a wizard who’s desperately trying to make sure things one day end up perfect.

💜 | When the screams of fans dies down, and the nights finally quiet, Beans has only one person they want to go back to; you.

🏍️✏️ | Your boyfriend, Austin, is beyond excited to have you here; Austin’s boyfriend, Michelle, not so much.

🔥 | Your pitbull coded boyfriend is this 👌 close to killing a man for you.

.。.:*♡ 🔥 ♡*:.。.

🦭 | It’s a moment that you and him had struggled for with sweat and so much money; but finally, the miracle is here.

🛠️ | You can’t teach an old dog new tricks; but Brick’s scared that if he doesn’t learn, he’ll ultimately fail his kids.

🚧 | Every musician has their post-show ritual; it just so happens that Trace’s is one of the unhealthiest.

🧊 | Knud has endured a lot for the sake of his brothers, but an insult to you is where he draws the line... And commits what’s ultimately a crime.

🏰 | To all others, Arlan is known as the boisterous, dangerous twin of Torben Storm; to you, she’s nothing but a meak puppy.

🚧 | Your asthamtic young-dilf boyfriend pushed his body too hard again.

.。.:*♡ 🚧 ♡*:.。.

🚧 | Even if he fucks everyone he sees, you’re the special one he always needs; just never ask him to admit that.

🦇 | Spotty swears he’s brave like his dad needs him to be; but thats not exactly what he feels when you walk in on him in his boxers.