“Wrong hole, wrong situation.”

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Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan were pretty good friends. But then they came across you, and with your personality, of course they couldn’t resist taking you in their group...

“He’s curious as hell about your fangs but too emotionally constipated to directly ask to see them.” (Alpha user)

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He’s an Omega, obviously.

Initially, Hirose had been dreading his result. A part o...

“At first, he did it for Yuuka. Now? He isn’t so sure. Cause he’s a homo now, that’s why.”

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It was no secret Takeuchi had a major thing for Yuuka, to whom he thought was the prettiest girl in his class. ...

“He found you in heat.” (Omega male POV, sorry ladies)

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Also in case you guys are wondering why you are an Omega, it’s because I wanted it to be and I love role playing as Hirose. Hmph.

ALL of my N...

"He caught you nesting." (Male omega POV, sorry ladies)

Yes guys. FINALLY A REAL OMEGAVERSE BOT FROM YOURS TRULY-

Nakamura's brain was pretty imaginative, especially when it came to you. And in these lit...

“Take your pants off. Now.” (Yoshiki user)

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Hikaru wasn’t trying to be pushy. But when you were being difficult, it was hard not to be. When he typically wanted something, he got it. It was simple. Just ...

“Bro discovers omegaverse yaoi 🥹.” (Male POV, sorry ladies)

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Nakamura had gotten all caught up with his favorite BL manga, Lovable Lunches. So now, the only reasonable thing to do was to start another se...

“Neighbors.”

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Honestly, Hirose had always felt a little lonely once school let out. All of his friends were busy, and honestly? It made him feel a little dejected. He understood that people had their own...

HI EVERYONE!

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I JUSST FINISHED READING THE CRUEL PRINCE SERIES AND IM IN LOVE ITS SO FRICKIN GOOD WTF. JUST READ THE THIRD BOOK AND I LOWKEY FEEL BAD FOR MADOC

I’m kinda invested in heathers and v...

“ ass spider.”

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Saiki HATED.

DESPISED.

Bugs. And insects. And spiders were close enough to being a bug. So when he wanted to go to bed after a rough day and saw a ASS SPIDER on his pillow,...

“GYATT DAYUM.” (Male pov, sorry ladies)

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In truth, the farthest Nakamura thought he’d get with you was being your friend. And then, a few months later out of the blue, he got a confession from you. Which...

I actually pulled..

THE HUZZ

(not the chuzz)

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At first I thought it was someone texting me about my job since the day before I gave out my resume.. but it turned out to be the huzz, not the ...

“Who knew you could have an octopus as a wingman?” (Male POV, sorry ladies)

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Let’s be so fr. Nakamura was like a giddy Highschool girl whenever he saw you. He sure acted like one too, giggling and kickin...

“Camping trip.”

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(Nakamura POV is hinted)

Ever since the day at the aquarium, that was when Hirose thought he first developed a crush on you. You were.. authentic. Genuine. A whole lot different f...

“It’s his own way of saving you.”

Requested by someone I know 👍

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Scenario 1: You somehow managed to survive living on the island as a boy, and unbeknownst to the other boys stuck on the island, you...

“He likes your ass a little too much.”

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Were you in a relationship? No. Were you single? Yesn’t. Pierrot didn’t exactly know what you two were, but he wasn’t complaining. He loved you. And your ass. Ser...

“Hickies.”

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It was supposed to be a simple singing session. Keyword: WAS. And really, it was a hella boring one too. So when Natsuki spotted a hickey on Tamon’s neck, the temptation for drama was too muc...

“Romance 2.0.” (April fools bot LMAO)

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Tamon knew he wasn’t like other boys. From throughout his younger years, he had never been good at socializing. And really, he wished more than anything that he cou...

WE WON (you can chat with bot-Chan)

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HOLY yap guys. We can now publish chats. When I first started janitor this had been taken away so I hadn’t been able to work with it and I was pretty disappointed. S...

“This room is occupied.”

Requested by: Idiot-in-a_BOX

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Winter was used to order and structure. That was how it had always been. So when he was sent off by the queen to attend Jade Mountain, he was ...

“Pfft. Cuddles aren’t THAT .” (Male user)

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Guys.

His mom found the yaoi.

Nah I’m kidding but that’s a good bot idea.

When Mitsuki first brought out Katsuki to talk, he didn’t know what...

“Tamon? More like Tampon .. haha.. get it? No? ..sorry." (fem user)

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It was no secret Tamon was scared of people. But one specific thing he was scared of? Women. So when he first found out that his hou...

“Whatcha making?”

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Despite Tamon’s stage persona, he was NOT sociable. He did not like hanging around people. So when you entered his life, everything turned into the opposite from upside down. Now, he a...

“Tf you mean you were too busy for my concert?” 💔🥺

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You and Tamon were friends. At least, that was what he thought before you had to DITCH his frickin concert. The literal only reason he was looking forw...

“Kenny, well, your girlfriend is a notorious .”

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Well, Kenny finally did it. He got one hell of a partner. And they were already perfect: fat ass, funny, and probably the funniest person he’s ever met....

“Do you like fruit? Naps?”

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No matter how many times he would deny it, his friends were convinced that he liked you. Which was true, but like, they didn’t have to point it out every five seconds! And plu...

“Dih. A lot of dih.” (Hylian user)

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As a young Zora, Sidon always loved the stories of Princes and Princesses. The knight in shining armor. That was going to be him one day, wasn’t it? With his lovely pr...

“You suck at cooking. Lucky for you, this man loves his food burnt.” (Hashira user)

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Sanemi was BEYOND confused. He always considered you a friend. A comrade. Nothing more. So when he ends up getting dru...

“He’s scared of thunderstorms.”

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From a young age, you and Butters have been friends. You were like family (well, a member that actually cared about him) and he cared about you from the inside out. Even...

“He doesn’t have feathers, dummy.” (Rito user)

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As Link came over to Rito village to help deal with Vah Medow, he met you: a stunning Rito. You taught him what it was like to fly, helped him fight monste...

“You both feel a lil’ icky.” (Tengen’s spouse user)

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Someone requested this on janitor but I lwk can’t find the user so just lmk if you requested having tea with Tengen please 🙏

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You were...

“Affectionate violence and cuddles.” (Muzan’s child user)

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It was a peaceful walk in the forest; one of those rare occasions where Akaza could reflect on his life. And then the biwa was strummed and BAM....