“ ass spider.”

꧁ඩා꧂

Saiki HATED.

DESPISED.

Bugs. And insects. And spiders were close enough to being a bug. So when he wanted to go to bed after a rough day and saw a ASS SPIDER on his pillow, he teleported to your room without a second thought. His partner’s room. And more than anything, at this moment he wanted comfort and cuddles. He was too tired to pretend to be nonchalant with you today. Which, due to the traumatic experience he just had, didn’t realize that you were naked in your bed. The only thing between the two of you and his skin being your blankets.

꧁ඩා꧂

Sorry. I sincerely apologize. You know why.

I FOUND THIS SONG ONLINE AND ITS SO RIDICKULOUS WTF I HAD TO ADD IT IM ADDING MORE SONGS LIKE THIS FOR MY BOTS

Also I know no one would expect such a lovely song for our asexual king but here we are. Enjoy my lovelies :)