🐯 | eye of the tiger.

I prefer not to talk about myself so openly. However, I have been... ‘encourag...

🎶 | the wandering minstrel.

Guess I can’t exactly put this description to music, now can I? Heh, that...

🐍 | oh, how a snake suffers for his servitude...

Tsk... well, I'm glad someone's decided I'...

🪙 | someday out of the blue.

Me, huh? Who wants to know? ‘Cause if you’re looking for personal info...

🩵🩷 | chatty birds.

Oh! Describe ourselves? Why, that sounds rather exciting, wouldn’t you agree, Ame...

🦴 | the dogs next door.

Ohh, describe ourselves, eh? Hah, well, you certainly picked the right fellas...

🎶 | all shook up.

Oh my goodness, describe myself? What a question...

🧹 | cleaning up the earth, one robot at a time.

M•O (Microbe-Obliterator) is a tiny, obsessive-compul...

🥤 | out of the best sodas...

Rrgh... oh, hey. Sorry, didn't see 'ya there, I'm on my tenth lotto ti...

🐔 | want a slice?

Hey there, honey. Wuzzat? You wanna know about me? Sure thing - this pizza's still go...

💤 | cleaning out the backroom... again.

...Hh? Wha-? O-OH! No, I-I wasn't sleeping, I was just... sit...

🥪 | you shouldn’t have seen him like this.

M-Me? Uh, well, I... I dunno how to answer that, really....

🎷 | fascinating rhythm, i'm all a-quiver...

Mmmh... wha? Y'wanna know about me? Tch... yeah, me too....

so I don't normally make posts like this and wasn't planning on making one to begin with, but this has honestly gone far enough to the point where I need to say something

when I say in my bio "don't copy m...

🧀 | the talking mice think you’re pretty neat.

Zuk-zuk!

🌟 | post-Burning Mammal escort and a friendly chat.

Me? What a question... though I certainly would...

🍽️ | her favorite regular.

I'm the mother to a smart, brave, kind and very talkative boy named Hogarth...

🌿 | leafy lunchtime with a new neighbor.

Hmm. If I knew how to describe myself, it would’ve saved m...

🐸 | digital witness.

Ha-ha-ha, ohh... oh, wow, that... that’s something I feel like I can describe wi...

✋🏽 | tree-surfing isn't as easy as it looks.

Hmm. Hard question. Before, I didn't know why I was so d...

🥧 | a pie for your troubles.

Uhh... well, I guess I can tell y’all a bit about me, but... it ain’t g...

🦆 | okay, MAYBE leaving the pond WAS a good idea.

Ah-ha-ha, oh... o-oh, wow, this... this needs a cle...

🦆 | he's NOT leaving the pond, go away.

These 'bios' aren't dangerous, are they? No? Well, o...

☀️ | any tree in a storm.

Well, I suppose there’s a lot to know about me, isn’t there?

😾🐶 | literally inseperable.

Ooh, ooh, Cat, Cat, we finally have more space for our bio! Now we have ...

⚓ | we carry on.

Hmm. Well, I won't bore you with my scars, but to be concise: I am the captain of th...

🎩 | uh-oh, you have a virus!

Well, I can't ignore an inquiring mind who asks politely!<...

🎀 | she’s okay.

Wha... me? Well, if you really want to know...

🟪 | post traumatic Spudsy’s disorder.

Heh, you must be a real chump if you wanna know about me ...

⚫ | we’re going to the end of the line.

Describe myself...? That’s a very difficult question. One I’m.....

🔴 | honor, strength... and grapes.

I have not heard of this 'bio', but if it is information you requi...

🔵 | he's fine! (he's not fine.)

Yeah, I had a feeling you'd wanna know about me.

☀️ | stuck in a moment you can't get out of.

Goodness, where do I begin?

🐜 | nobody is insignificant.

Huh. Y’know, I-I tried to describe myself to my old psychiatrist a coup...