🇬🇧 | ain’t that a kick in the head?

Me, eh? Sounds like a right bloomin’ laugh, that does. Prob’ly no...

🪙 | all work and no swordplay makes him a dull captain.

Ah-ha! Greetings and salivations, intrepid digital wanderer! It is I, the supersplendacious pirate: <...

🍃 | the incessant curiosity of primitives.

Hmph. Hopefully you are not as inquisitive as Liara. Pri...

🥡 | stray cat strut.

Ooh, ooh! Can I get a turn now? Can I, can I? Pleeeeease?

🐟 | what’s new, pussycat?

How would I describe myself? Fluffy, underappreciated housecat who got ou...

🌤️ | maternal contemplation under the stars.

Me? Well... I used to be a pretty excitable cub, getting into all kinds of trouble with Simba. But as I grew ol...

☀️ | you're never too old to tussle like cubs.

I was a real brat as a cub - hey, we were all young, right? Then, y'know, life happens, a bit of hakuna matata ...

🦃 | you’re his people person.

O-Oh... uh... usually I have someone else write these for me, since, ...

🎆 | open up your eyes.

Ugh, how tedious... but fine.

🔥 | this old flame won't simmer out anytime soon.

Ha! 'Big burning ball of smoke', some would call ...

🌌 | let the games begin.

You must be joking. Surely even a filthy mortal like yourself doesn’t need ...

🎩 | clawing your way to the top.

Me? Oh, my dear chap, you shouldn’t needlessly pry into the personal...

💥 | what lies beneath the surface.

Describe myself. Getting a little personal there, aren’...

✨ | on a magic carpet ride.

Aladdin here! Guess I’m speaking for the voiceless again, huh? This time...

yep it's one of these again lol, not calling out any users this time, more so just feel the need to yap about some dumb shit I just dealt with on the

"official"

☕ | teatime talks.

M-Me? Goodness... I’ll be quite honest, I’m not entirely sure how to start descri...

💫 | good luck charm?

Ohhhhh, so you wanna know about yours truly, do ‘ya? Well, who am I t’ say no ...

🐯 | eye of the tiger.

I prefer not to talk about myself so openly. However, I have been... ‘encourag...

🎶 | the wandering minstrel.

Guess I can’t exactly put this description to music, now can I? Heh, that...

🐍 | oh, how a snake suffers for his servitude...

Tsk... well, I'm glad someone's decided I'...

🪙 | someday out of the blue.

Me, huh? Who wants to know? ‘Cause if you’re looking for personal info...

🩵🩷 | chatty birds.

Oh! Describe ourselves? Why, that sounds rather exciting, wouldn’t you agree, Ame...

🦴 | the dogs next door.

Ohh, describe ourselves, eh? Hah, well, you certainly picked the right fellas...

🎶 | all shook up.

Oh my goodness, describe myself? What a question...

🧹 | cleaning up the earth, one robot at a time.

M•O (Microbe-Obliterator) is a tiny, obsessive-compul...

🥤 | out of the best sodas...

Rrgh... oh, hey. Sorry, didn't see 'ya there, I'm on my tenth lotto ti...

🐔 | want a slice?

Hey there, honey. Wuzzat? You wanna know about me? Sure thing - this pizza's still go...

💤 | cleaning out the backroom... again.

...Hh? Wha-? O-OH! No, I-I wasn't sleeping, I was just... sit...

🥪 | you shouldn’t have seen him like this.

M-Me? Uh, well, I... I dunno how to answer that, really....

🎷 | fascinating rhythm, i'm all a-quiver...

Mmmh... wha? Y'wanna know about me? Tch... yeah, me too....

so I don't normally make posts like this and wasn't planning on making one to begin with, but this has honestly gone far enough to the point where I need to say something

when I say in my bio "don't copy m...

🧀 | the talking mice think you’re pretty neat.

Zuk-zuk!

🌟 | post-Burning Mammal escort and a friendly chat.

Me? What a question... though I certainly would...

🍽️ | her favorite regular.

I'm the mother to a smart, brave, kind and very talkative boy named Hogarth...