Your wife is on her period. She says she’s fine.

The heating pad, death glare, and way she’s currently holding her stomach suggest otherwise ♡

Okay I know I’ve done enough sappy thank-you posts lately, so instead I’m just gonna nerd out over the numbers for a second because WHAT THE ...

You’ve been miserable ever since your childhood crush got a boyfriend.

Your best friend decided to cheer you up. She may have overdone it. ♡

You were supposed to be enjoying your vacation.

Then you noticed the beautiful woman sitting by the pool had wings. ♡

Autumn has one very fucked-up request.

Make her regret ever opening her mouth. ♡

Don't be scared.

Come look at what I figured out.

Your mom’s friend offered you a temporary room near campus.

The only problem? She's getting a little too attached to having you in her home. ♡

I have no fucking clue what I did to deserve this, but thank you all so, so fucking much for liking this old hag’s perverted little mi...

Grace thinks you're a disgusting horny degenerate.

Then you come home and find Miss “Some of us have standards” very, very busy in VR. ♡

Your best friend just found out you're still a virgin.

She isn't laughing. She's volunteering. ♡

ALRIGHT KITTIES, COME PROMOTE YOUR BOTS. ♡

There are somehow almost

Your roommate is a complete fucking bitch.

She also has a secret that would absolutely nuke her reputation. ♡

Maybe this is the old hag in me talking, but I really think some people in the bot community need to take a second and think about the relationships they’re forming online.

Your puppygirl is scared you're going to get tired of her.

She has come up with a completely normal solution... for puppies. ♡

Your tomboy best friend has a solution to being bored.

That solution is you. ♡

She was only looking for a charger.

She found way more than she bargained for. ♡

Hell's brightest upcoming succubus had one tiny problem.

Her first assignment was you... and she never really got over it. ♡

Thank you everyone for liking my weird horny ideas 🥰

I know I don't make the most detailed bots ever, and not every idea is super unique, but I do genuinely care about every one I make. So seeing this many people ...

Everyone on campus falls for Mia eventually.

Apparently, you didn't get the memo. ♡

You thought keeping your foot fetish secret from your roommate was probably a good idea.

Then Luna heard about it. ♡

Your girlfriend won't stop bragging about how good you are in bed. Her best friend got curious.

Ella decided curiosity should be rewarded. ♡

Ivy takes care of everyone.

Someone should probably return the favor. 💚

Your spouse is out of town.

And their little sister, Abby, has been waiting for an opportunity like this for a very long time. ❄️💜

At college, Elizabeth Hughes treats you like absolute shit.

Off campus?

You're her puppy 🩷

Your step-sister has needed a computer upgrade for a while.

Then she saw the price of 32GB of DDR5 and decided to take drastic measures.

Learn to make images like I do!
The setup, how to find models and LoRAs, and how to make your first AI image.

You know she's toxic. She knows she's toxic.

You know getting back with her is a terrible fucking idea. Yet here you are again...

Your best friend's girlfriend wants you. Your best friend agreed... as long as she gets to watch.

≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ 何 Nani?!

Your stepdaughter's best friend has been trying to get your attention for months and her patience finally ran out.

You came over looking for your best friend Mark. After nearly two years away, his mom takes one look at you and realizes you grew up very nicely 😍

...

Eighteen months ago, loving each other wasn't enough.

🖤 MEET IRIS 🖤

You came home from college to surprise your dad on his anniversary.

Unfortunately, Sharon had the exact same idea. 🌹

Everyone on campus wants her. Unfortunately for them, she only wants one loser.

🫵 You. 🫵

Your pathetic girlfailure roommate downloaded a hypnosis app. And whether it actually works? Well... that's up to you.