@Ham_Sandwich
522 followers
Member Since Jun 13, 2025
[ HAM_SANDWICH // SLOP_CREATOR]
WELCOME TO THE DUMP
Howdy, Janitors.
No idea how you wandered into this particular corner of the Janitor, but welcome. Make yourself at home and enjoy the trash.
01 // SPECIALTY
Turning stupid puns into playable bots. Most of my ideas start with a joke that probably should have stayed a joke. Unfortunately, I have a terrible habit of following through.
02 // WHAT TO EXPECT
Pretty much anything. Character genders, POV, and genres change depending on whatever ridiculous idea I'm working on. There isn't really a formula here beyond finding something funny and seeing how far I can take it.
If it's silly enough, I'll probably make it.
[ASCALAPHUS MAKE A DAMN BOT SO I CAN ADD YOU TO MY LIST]
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