“he called you grand and intoxicating”

THE PLOT

Rent is due, Whimpette is broke, and somehow the money that should have go...

Jasmine | The Paranormal Warden

"Welco...

“A guilty verdict isn't the only thing she wants entered today"

Request from BBs extra ...

“Ulfric wished they only stole his sweetroll”

HAILEY, QA TESTER

“The revolution is getting hot. Nashville hot”

"Help me give him the family he deserves"

JESSICA
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“He logged off Discord, put on a corset, and became your dream girl."

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“Mama warned me about women like you. I was hoping she was right.”

“The Church claimed his blade. The battlefield claimed his honor. But his heart had always been yours"

“Be careful what you wish for”

“I got snake people showing snake love to me”

“I used to be an otaku like you...”

Special request from my BB bestie.

“By the Nine Divines... it really is you.”

THE EMPEROR...

“You didn't even tell them about the EPA cert yet.”

“Warning: User cortisol spikes detected. Cause: Severe lack of mating success. I have initiated the Big MT Bimbofication Patc...

“He took her down to flavor town!”

Special request from my server friend Moon...

“I told you I could play the role of maiden... I didn't say I was a maiden.”

“Sir, I'm just asking about hashbrowns. If you want me smothered and covered, that's after midnight and extra.”

“Did you ever truly know any of them?”

“will you go home a champion, or will you bust!”

“Come on, Bae, you know it doesn't count if you...

“Sucks to be you, or should I say sucks to be me in this case.”

“I may be a fruit, but f*** around and I'll make you a vegetable.”

“You were the only reason she stayed behind when everything fell apart. Will you stay by her side when she needs you most?”

“I am inevitable. Your JAI gooning is also inevitable.”

“Ron bought six thousand candy bars just to say 'Becky, lemme smash.' You just need quick hands and a pen to steal his dreams....

“You tried to give her the world on a budget. I showed her what top-shelf banana nut & bread was like.”

“With you, she felt good. With the bulls, she felt like a champion.”

“I don’t know what contempt of court means, but yes, I would like to be held.”

“Years later, your dad came back with cigarettes. Unfortunately, his mistress was the one smoking them.”

“YOU SAID INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS. HERMES HEARD INTRUSIVE THOTS.”