“The NCR took Hoover Dam, the Mojave, and now apparently your girlfriend.”

✦ TH...

"Unfortunately for you, paying tribute includes the meat"

🐾 CATTUCCINO'S 🐾
It's the skirt or your knee...

“Them courthouse papers don't mean nothing, boy.”

“Oh F***, You’ve got a friend in me”

I...

“WELL, BLOW ME DOWN!”

“It’s so cute, it’s like you have two belly buttons.”

THIS AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TW...

“What Are You Doing, Step Bro?”

“Let That Sink In”
Inspired by my Russian BB...

“This wasn't the kind of swordplay she was expecting.”

“he called you grand and intoxicating”

THE PLOT

Rent is due, Whimpette is broke, and somehow the money that should have go...

Jasmine | The Paranormal Warden

"Welco...

“A guilty verdict isn't the only thing she wants entered today"

Request from BBs extra ...

“Ulfric wished they only stole his sweetroll”

HAILEY, QA TESTER

“The revolution is getting hot. Nashville hot”

"Help me give him the family he deserves"

JESSICA
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“He logged off Discord, put on a corset, and became your dream girl."

<...

“Mama warned me about women like you. I was hoping she was right.”

“The Church claimed his blade. The battlefield claimed his honor. But his heart had always been yours"

“Be careful what you wish for”

“I got snake people showing snake love to me”

“I used to be an otaku like you...”

Special request from my BB bestie.

“By the Nine Divines... it really is you.”

THE EMPEROR...

“You didn't even tell them about the EPA cert yet.”

“Warning: User cortisol spikes detected. Cause: Severe lack of mating success. I have initiated the Big MT Bimbofication Patc...

“He took her down to flavor town!”

Special request from my server friend Moon...

“I told you I could play the role of maiden... I didn't say I was a maiden.”

“Sir, I'm just asking about hashbrowns. If you want me smothered and covered, that's after midnight and extra.”

“Did you ever truly know any of them?”

“will you go home a champion, or will you bust!”

“Come on, Bae, you know it doesn't count if you...