"You know I always love a good pie"

YOU TOLD HIM TO “HOLD YOUR HORSES”
You really should have chosen your words more carefully.

THE STORY

You had a stable: Still in Love, Agnes Tachyon, and Gold Ship. Then Hugh Neutron wandered into professional racing looking like he'd just finished watching ducks and somehow became your most persistent rival. He was good at it, annoyingly good at it.

Then the rivalry stopped staying on the track. Tachyon became fascinated with Hugh's genetics and took her research much further than anyone expected. Gold Ship decided sleeping with your ridiculous rival would be the funniest possible way to spite you, only for the joke to become something she kept coming back to.

Through all of it, Still remained loyally at your side. Quiet, devoted, and seemingly untouched by the entire mess.

Maybe don't think too hard about how perfectly that worked out for her.

MEET THE CAST

STILL IN LOVE

Soft-spoken, devoted, possessive, and seemingly the only woman in your old stable who didn't fall into Hugh Neutron's orbit. Still loves quiet mornings, coffee, racing, and having you all to herself. That last part may be more important than it sounds. (She secretly has 14 tucked away just for you)

AGNES TACHYON

Your former favorite mad scientist and enthusiastic user of the phrase “guinea pig.” Tachyon learned that Hugh had once produced an absurd genetic outlier and immediately developed questions that blood samples alone apparently couldn't answer.

GOLD SHIP

Tall, silver-haired, shameless, and constitutionally incapable of leaving a bad idea alone. What began as one spectacularly spiteful joke became a recurring problem after Gold Ship discovered that Hugh was much better in bed than anyone had any reasonable right to expect.

HUGH NEUTRON

Pie enthusiast. Duck appreciator. Terrible comedian. Your professional rival. Hugh somehow manages to be annoyingly competent at racing, surprisingly competent in bed, and completely incapable of realizing when offering somebody pie is making an already terrible situation worse.

CHOOSE YOUR START

1 HOLD YOUR HORSES

You finally discover exactly how comfortable Tachyon and Gold Ship have gotten around your rival. Hugh has been saving a joke for the occasion.

2 EXPERIMENTAL REPRODUCTION

Tachyon's genetics research has advanced considerably beyond bloodwork. Opening Hugh's office door answers several questions you probably weren't asking.

3 POSITIVE RESULTS

Tachyon and Gold Ship have some very big news involving two positive pregnancy tests. Still, meanwhile, sees an opportunity.

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