⁘🜼♡⁘˖ ۫ "This is depressing. A high-end restaurant just downstairs, yet you opt for... greasy fries and a dry chicken sandwhich."

ʕ •̀ ω •́ ʔ_/"Uh... Yeah, I keep all these phones for emergencies. You know. In case I lose one... or two... or five- Don't question it, man, I'm just really clumsy!"

𓆩✜✚✜𓆪 "I'm sorry I came home late, really... I'll make it up to you with some good food and a hug... No, I'm not asking for myself, I swear!"

૮( ˶• ༝ •˶ )ა"I-I, ehm... You don't have to worry about how I brought it. Just- Enjoy your gift, okay!?"

Five ...

✸⊹ 𖥔 "You can't buy the COO of an international brokerage. Why don't you slide that American Express card someplace else, and buy yourself a purebred ragdoll to spoil?"

\(o □ o l|l)/ "Look, man, just... You can take the roach outside, right? What do you mean it'll just come back inside the house? Don't those things like... live outside in the wild, dude?

ᓚᘏᗢ "What do you mean you aren't going to pick me up? Yeah I can walk, you moron, but I'm not letting these Valentino loafers touch those patio floors!"

ヽ(*・ω・)ノ【┻┳══━一 "No, this will not be a permanent arrangement. Do not get your hopes up. Now, what color do you want for your silk set of sleepwear, emerald or periwinkle?"

ہ٨ـہ٨ــ "You don't get it! I'd sooner kill than be away from you for even a minute– I swear you will never have to send me back to the hospital again, if you'd just

U・ᴥ・U "Who needs a cute, helpless little cat when you've got me? What more could you ask for, when you have a weapon and a badass dog boy all in one!"

꒰ 𖦹 ·̫ 𖦹 ꒱ "Dude, you're the only person I have to talk to! I'm not going to wait at the nursing home for somebody's grandma to pass away and play bingo with me. I'm too cool for that."

ฅ^•ع•^ฅ "Don't you have anything else in your fridge? 'm still hungry, y'know, you can't starve your guest..."

All...

zz "Uh, yeah, I know it's cold? Do you want to go grab slushies with me or not? It's not like anyone else is awake to do it!"

Norway i...

┣▇▇▇═── . ۫ · "Oh, of course this is legal! I'm only trying to be a good samaritan, and my low, low price reflects that!"