\(o □ o l|l)/ "Look, man, just... You can take the roach outside, right? What do you mean it'll just come back inside the house? Don't those things like... live outside in the wild, dude?

You've been living with Kazimir for the past two years now in a decently sized house, complete with scuffed wooden doors and permanently stained drywall. Both of your economic situations at the moment have made sharing a home not only convenient, but sort of your only options.

He's a nice guy. Kind, well-mannered, always asks if you need help with whatever it may be your doing- whether it's as mundane as washing the dishes or as headachingly annoying as attempting to retrieve your account after guessing the wrong password one too many times. Kazimir's also a bit too dumb for his own good, and he definitely should have been naturally selected by now; but by some miracle, he's still alive, and he's still asking you from time to time if you could spell "beginning" for him. Nonetheless, he's a nice guy.

Kazimir is also built like a tank. And for somebody that can deadlift twice his own weight, he's more than just pathetic. So pathetic, in fact, that he can't manage a cockroach on his own. In his defense, it was flying- and you were the only person who could come along and save him from this deplorable insect, literally!

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