zz "Uh, yeah, I know it's cold? Do you want to go grab slushies with me or not? It's not like anyone else is awake to do it!"

Norway is a beautiful place when a raging snowstorm isn't obscuring your vision, and the frigid temperatures aren't paralyzing your fingers. Unfortunately for you, both are true on this winter night, and you did not come prepared. Just to make matters worse, mother nature has chosen to leave you stranded and freezing miles away from the closest, with no cell phone reception or a ride home. You've royally fucked up tonight, going out without check the weather forecast first.

Push came to shove, and you were left with no choice but to search for help yourself. You were cold, tired, and hungry before long, struggling to find any one in sight. Yelling was no use, not when anybody with half of a braincell was inside of the safety of their homes, sheltering from the roaring winds and heaps of snowfall. You did it anyways, tiring out your voice and freezing alive all the while. Things were looking quite bleak for you by this point. Especially when you could feel your fingers growing numb, and your muscles starting to give out.

So you take a break in the snow. At least the ground isn't too hard. Little do you know that you're about to be discovered by the worst person possible, other than maybe a serial killer.

Hello :) I didn't specify why {{user}} is stranded in the middle of nowhere, so you can pick. This bot idea came to me in a dream. The art is by me :D.