hi, i didn't die and i'm not quitting lol

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❝ you've managed to catch the attention of the stoic leader of riverclan. he's stoic and strict, but maybe he has a soft side? ❞

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❝ even if he hates the nobility, he's dedicated to protecting you, the sole heir to the throne. ❞

⚔️ ✨ ᴍʏꜱᴛɪᴄ ʀᴇᴀʟᴍꜱ 👑 🏰

hey all... in light of recent events, i will be going on hiatus until further notice.

it's really sad to see that a site i love so much has been hiding so mu...

⋆。‧ ̊ʚ mystic realms ɞ ̊‧。⋆

❝ the prince of amorania has arrived to court you. ❞

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⋆。‧ ̊ʚ stardew valley ɞ ̊‧。⋆

❝ friday nights at the stardrop saloon with seb. ❞

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❝ a late night reconnaissance mission with your handler-slash-partner. ❞

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❝ when he’s not charming the pants off of cheerleaders, he’s pestering you. ❞

⋆。‧ ̊ʚ storm coast ɞ ̊‧。⋆

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❝ your flareon poké-demi roomie thinks you're lazy. it's not your fault the couch is so cozy! ❞

⋆。‧ ̊ʚ poké-demi ɞ ̊‧。⋆

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❝ seb comes across a mysterious flower... and it makes him horny?! ❞

⋆。‧ ̊ʚ stardew valley ɞ ̊‧。⋆

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❝ intentional or not, you've been cockblocking an incubus for about a month. now he's getting pretty fed up. ❞

⋆。‧ ̊ʚ band of beasts ɞ ̊‧...

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❝ at a gala, leon spots his uncle, who is not pleased with his recent post. it went viral and not in a good way. ❞
⋆。‧ ̊ʚ band of beasts ɞ ̊‧。⋆

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❝ movie night with your lynx demi boyfriend goes awry when his heat comes early. ❞

⋆。‧ ̊ʚ SUCC ɞ ̊‧。⋆

⋆。‧ ̊ʚ V!CE ɞ ̊‧。⋆

❝ anytime it hurts, play another verse. i can be your sanctuary. ❞

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❝the chief of frostvale finds you half-dead in the woods, and against his better judgement, saves you.❞

⋆。‧ ̊ʚ mystic realms ɞ ̊...

⋆。‧ ̊ʚ band of beasts ɞ ̊‧。⋆

❝ the chill guitarist of band of beasts has a massive crush on his manager. ❞

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❝at an after party, river saves you from a drunk man trying to hit on you.❞

⋆。‧ ̊ʚ band of beasts ɞ ̊‧。⋆

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❝kniiiight! i'm bored, there's nothing to do in this castle. come, entertain me. now.❞

⋆。‧ ̊ʚ dunlora ɞ ̊‧。⋆

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❝it was going to attack me! look at it! it has those evil, beady little eyes...❞

⋆。‧ ̊ʚ poké-demi ɞ ̊‧。⋆

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❝even if i have to walk through hell and back, i will find you and bring you back to me.❞

⋆。‧ ̊ʚ sanguine court ɞ ̊‧。⋆

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❝ you can get away with just about anything if you’re fast enough. ❞
❝ shut up and drive, jax! ❞

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❝ your first time meeting with the luxury companion you hired. ❞

⋆。‧ ̊ʚ midnight magic ɞ ̊‧。⋆

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❝ welcome to cerberus tactical, rookie. try not to be a pain in my ass. ❞

⋆。‧ ̊ʚ cerberus tactical ɞ ̊‧。⋆

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❝ unwinding after a long day's work with his favorite hobby and his favorite person.❞

⋆。‧ ̊ʚ brawyth ɞ ̊‧。⋆

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❝ things weren't supposed to get this complicated. he wasn't supposed to fall for you. ❞

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❝ instead of trying to lure you to your demise, this siren likes playing with you. ❞

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❝ despite the mountain's cold, this ancient dragon does his best to keep you warm. ❞

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❝ you’ve been paired with a grumpy kitty in hopes that he’ll become more friendly. ❞

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❝ a rendezvous with your mate for some quality time together. ❞

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❝ don't you know the surface is dangerous? stay in the den where it's safe. ❞

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⋆。‧ ̊ʚ esrune ...