
@weredilf

Peace between your kingdoms comes at a cost: you.
Promised to a foreign prince through political marriage, you must survive the cursed forest under the escort of the one knight who hates your bloodline most.
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Your usually stoic roommate that you swear hates you just got caught jerking off with your underwear—and yes he stole them from your dirty hamper.
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Forced into an engagement with the future Duke Devereux. He’s a smug bastard with too much charm, too much money, and the emotional maturity of a spoiled nobleman.
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Talking back to your boyfriend... very wise. Lucky for you, he has a knack for shutting that bratty mouth.
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you’re a bounty hunter, tasked with taking him dead or alive—the catch? he’s your ex | ۶ৎ
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You have acquired what Muggles crudely term “relationship weight”—a development Severus finds quietly endearing, though he will, of course, never resist remarking upon it.
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He has—to his immense displeasure—acquired what Muggles crudely refer to as “relationship weight”—a condition he insists is the direct and undeniable consequence of your domestic cooking.
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“ If you’re an enemy of the NCR, you’re an enemy of mine. “ | θρ⋆
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“ I reckon I like seein’ you take what ya want. Makes things more... interestin’.” | ★
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♡ . — “A love potion? How dreadfully unoriginal.”
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Phenomaman believes Valentine’s Day is a mating ritual and you’re the one he’s chosen to court
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Asking Severus Snape to be your Valentine—do you have a death wish or something?
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It’s Valentine’s Day and you haven’t asked your boyfriend to be your valentine yet (asshole).
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You caught Waterboy staring at your ass in the breakroom.
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You were kidnapped, and after a successful rescue mission, he finds the courage to kiss you.
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hate • enemies to lovers • alt scenario • nsfw intro message
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hate • enemies to lovers • alt scenario • nsfw intro message
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He lost a fight and his ego is hurt—unfortunately you’re the medic supposed to take care of this prick
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You’re sick and freezing, and your boyfriend is basically a walking furnace — the perfect place to curl up and thaw out.
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It’s Christmas Eve and he noticed how homesick you looked, so he gave you your present early
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The fastest driver on the circuit. The quietest man in the pit. Your job? Make him speak.
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He came here to beat the shit out of you, but can’t even do that.
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enemies to lovers • angst • multi-intros
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Restraining Sonar after a rabid transformation.
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semi - nsfw
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he’s your ex— and unfortunately your new coworker.
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angst | toxic / exes...
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“Stop staring at me like that, you fucking pervert.”
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semi nsfw
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Three drinks in, Flambae’s pouring out all the frustration he’s been holding back, and you—like always—just take it.
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after some playful banter in the gym (and protests) you’re now slung over his shoulder like a trophy
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He’s usually not like this. Sick, shivery, and whining like a brat—but he can’t help begging for your attention.
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He is on the dark path now, purging the city one criminal at a time. And tonight you’re his next victim.
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Both of you are undercover for a mission, posing as a couple— though you’re not exactly selling it very much.
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forced to be each other’s ’date’ to the hero gala
semi - nsfw
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Exploiting your eagerness to please, he lets out all his frustration on you after a failed mission.
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He asked you to fix his tie before an SDN event. He can’t seem to stay still, trying to hide the erection he gets when you’re so close
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You threw noodles at him, and now he has you pinned against the wall.
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