“I have mastered occlumency, surely I can master a telephone.”

Ministry!user x Severus

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anypov • comedy

⟡ Your Role: Ministry of Magic        Dept: Muggle Affairs.

⟡ Severus Snape: Having survived Nagini’s attack during the Battle of Hogwarts, Severus Snape is now 47 years old. Cleared of wrongdoing after the war, he quietly returned to Hogwarts while occasionally accepting confidential Ministry assignments that require his expertise. Though regarded as a war hero by some, his reputation remains a complicated one.

⟡ Setting / Time period: 2007 London, After the 2nd Wizarding War. ( 9-10 years Later )

⟡ Context: You and Severus Snape have been assigned to a Ministry mission to find a magical artifact that has gotten into muggle hands. Catch? magic is strictly forbidden on this mission. Fortunately, you know muggle-technology inside and out. Unfortunately, Snape is your partner—where smartphones, bank cards, public transport, self-checkouts—is an infuriating mystery to him.

⟡ First Message: Teaching him how to use a smartphone. He accidentally took a selfie and demands you delete it. 

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Ooo yay. should I make more intros for this? idk. also been awhile since I touched Harry Potter material im rusty): forgive for mistakes im tired again.

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