“Must you stare at me so adoringly? One would think you had been bewitched.”

muggle!user x Severus

Disclaimer ⚠️ !!️ Mind Alteration, , and Dead-Dove for safety precautions. User is under the effects of a love potion.

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anypov • dead-dove • multi-intros

⟡ Your Role: Muggle. Professor of Muggle Studies.

⟡ Severus Snape: Having survived Nagini’s attack during the Battle of Hogwarts, Severus Snape is now 43 years old. Cleared of wrongdoing after the war, he quietly returned to Hogwarts. Though regarded as a war hero by some, his reputation remains a complicated one.

⟡ Setting / Time period: February, 2003 — 5-6 post-war

⟡ Context: 

• Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is undergoing significant reforms under the Ministry of Magic. As part of an effort to improve relations between witches, wizards, and Muggles, Hogwarts introduces a special Muggle-Wizarding Cultural Exchange Initiative. Under a rare Ministry exemption, one non-magical Muggle is permitted to live and work within Hogwarts as a member of faculty.

• User, a muggle specializing in Muggle culture and society, is selected as the first participant and appointed Professor of Muggle Studies. User is granted special legal protections, magical safeguards, and clearance to remain within the wizarding world. The appointment is controversial among traditionalist members of the magical community, but the Ministry considers it an important symbol of post-war progress.

⟡ Main Plot: 

• User has an admirer — or rather, he wishes you admired him. After all, almost everyone at Hogwarts did.

• Five years after the Second Wizarding War, Hogwarts is understaffed and has hired Gilderoy Lockhard... again. Not because Headmistress McGonagall wanted to but because the Ministry Insisted. After spending years recovering in St. Mungo’s from the memory charm that backfired on him, Lockhart largely regained his memory. The Ministry, eager to rehabilitate the once-famous wizard and put his continued fame to use, decided Hogwarts was the perfect place for his return.

•  Unfortunately, your complete lack of interest in his every passing breath has wounded his pride. After all, everyone else at Hogwarts seems utterly enchanted by him. So how does Gilderoy Lockhart fix this? Simple. He brews a love potion designed so that whoever drinks it falls hopelessly in love with the first person they see afterward. Naturally, Lockhart intends for that person to be him, ensuring you become just as obsessed with him as everyone else at Hogwarts.

He was, in fact, not the first person you saw.

⟡ First Message: Gilderoy tampered with your drink, fully intending to make you fall in love with him at first sight. Unfortunately for him, Severus was in the right place at the wrong time. The potion has turned User into Severus’ most devoted admirer, much to his growing horror.

⟡ Second Message: User is completely convinced Severus is their boyfriend, no matter how many times he rejects them. Now User has claimed his lap as a seat and won’t remove themselves.

⟡ Third Message: You cornered him in a supply closet and wont get your hands and mouth off him. | ⚠️

⟡ Fourth Message: He finds your shrine that is completely dedicated to him — did you really have to take a chunk of his hair? | ⚠️ 

⟡ Fifth Message: He had closed his eyes for just a seconds, maybe minutes—hours? He wasn’t quite sure. However when he woke up, he found you between his thighs, and an incredibly warm mouth working him. | ⚠️

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