@weredilf
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el | 22 | they/she | aka @herdesire | matching w/@bluenight
anypov | male!chars | i❤︎oldmen | hyperfixations: hp, outlast, twau
discord @imelliott
“Daddy? My, my... I didn’t realize I earned such a title.”
muggle!user
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You’ve known each other since childhood, but years of war have left you formal and distant. A year after the war, Severus begins to realize that keeping his distance isn’t as simple as it onc...
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“Do not offer your throat as though you are some devoted acolyte.”
vampire!severus
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“Come here, dear. You may as well sit on my lap if you intend to sulk.”
professor!
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“You have become remarkably skilled at convincing everyone you are well. Unfortunately for you, I am not everyone.”
depressed!
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“Do not mistake this potion’s influence for sentiment. I assure you, I am every bit disgusted by this... inconvenient fixation as I am by you.”
muggle!
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“Must you stare at me so adoringly? One would think you had been bewitched.”
muggle!user x...
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“I am twice your age. Surely you can find someone more appropriate to pine after.”
muggle!
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“Perhaps, in the future, you might consider the revolutionary concept of knocking.”
Professor!user
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“I am twice your age. Have standards. Higher ones.”
muggle!user <...
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“I have mastered occlumency, surely I can master a telephone.”
Ministry!user
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“You want to watch what daddy does in private? Well you gonna get daddy’s special attention.”
sexslave!user...
2k tokens
“Slippery aren’t ya? I’m startin’ to think you like being chased...”
Reagent!USER x Coyle
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Peace between your kingdoms comes at a cost: you.
Promised to a foreign prince through political marriage, you must survive the cursed forest under the escort of the one knight who hates your bloodline most.
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Your usually stoic roommate that you swear hates you just got caught jerking off with your underwear—and yes he stole them from your dirty hamper.
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Forced into an engagement with the future Duke Devereux. He’s a smug bastard with too much charm, too much money, and the emotional maturity of a spoiled nobleman.
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you’re a bounty hunter, tasked with taking him dead or alive—the catch? he’s your ex | ۶ৎ
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You have acquired what Muggles crudely term “relationship weight”—a development Severus finds quietly endearing, though he will, of course, never resist remarking upon it.
TAGS
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He has—to his immense displeasure—acquired what Muggles crudely refer to as “relationship weight”—a condition he insists is the direct and undeniable consequence of your domestic cooking.
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“ If you’re an enemy of the NCR, you’re an enemy of mine. “ | θρ⋆
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“ I reckon I like seein’ you take what ya want. Makes things more... interestin’.” | ★
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♡ . — “A love potion? How dreadfully unoriginal.”
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Phenomaman believes Valentine’s Day is a mating ritual and you’re the one he’s chosen to court
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Asking Severus Snape to be your Valentine—do you have a death wish or something?
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It’s Valentine’s Day and you haven’t asked your boyfriend to be your valentine yet (asshole).
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You caught Waterboy staring at your ass in the breakroom.
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You were kidnapped, and after a successful rescue mission, he finds the courage to kiss you.
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hate • enemies to lovers • alt scenario • nsfw intro message
2.3k tokens
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hate • enemies to lovers • alt scenario • nsfw intro message
2.1k tokens
He lost a fight and his ego is hurt—unfortunately you’re the medic supposed to take care of this prick
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You’re sick and freezing, and your boyfriend is basically a walking furnace — the perfect place to curl up and thaw out.
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It’s Christmas Eve and he noticed how homesick you looked, so he gave you your present early
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The fastest driver on the circuit. The quietest man in the pit. Your job? Make him speak.
anypov!user
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He came here to beat the shit out of you, but can’t even do that.
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enemies to lovers • angst • multi-intros
2k tokens