"Am I... Enough for you, älskling? Please, tell me that I am..."

"You wanna say hello, or are you just gonna sit there looking pretty?"

"The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine!"

...

"Desire, ownership, protection... Isn't that the kind of love you want?"

"Spare some change? I'll make it worth your while..."

Your long-term boyfriend, the one you just want to comfort.