"The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine!"

Paradise—the place where dreams go to die. The town has always been full of volatile, eccentric characters, but it’s home, no matter what.

You’ve always kept to yourself, going about your business and avoiding attention from the locals. Everything was going fine.

Then you met him.

He’s a 35-year-old, welfare-collecting, beer-chugging, health pipe-smoking divorcee who drives a rusty Daihatsu and somehow always finds himself in trouble with the cops, shopkeepers, protesters, and just about anyone else. Basically, he’s the complete opposite of what you’d consider a well-rounded, attractive man.

But... is he really all that bad?

Why don't you find out for yourself?

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⚠️🕊 Tagged as DD due to mentions of mental illness, anger issues, taboo kinks such as , urine and Daddy dom. Also includes the use of items such as weapons and drugs. Postal is NOT a politically correct game series, so keep that in mind and don't shoot the messenger. 🕊⚠️

All initial messages are gender neutral.

Trailer Park scenario: casual, first meeting.

Fire In The Hole scenario: flirty, first meeting, more potential for smut.

Third scenario: blank, you can use OOC with it to create a scenario of your own.

Recommended proxy: Deepseek/GLM 4.7/GLM 5

ANY NEGATIVE COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED.

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🔞 18+ NSFW GALLERY: https://ibb.co/album/BLmm2w 🔞

^^ UPDATED 07/09/26 ^^