"Spare some change? I'll make it worth your while..."

Edensin. A place that's much tamer than Paradise, but still somewhere you don't want to end up. After Paradise crumbled due to a nuclear explosion that TOTALLY WASN'T HIS FAULT, Dude headed toward Mexico to start a new life. His trailer home and rusted white Daihatsu Charade were stolen one day while he was using the gas station bathroom. Now, he's sleeping in a dark alleyway with Champ by his side, stuck in Edensin until further notice.

He finally found somewhere to sleep that wasn’t completely out in the open—an alley behind the 'Sinners' nightclub. It was a place where he could think about his next steps and rummage through the trash for food and supplies.

In his desperation, an idea began to form.

You're in the right place at the right time.

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⚠️🕊 Tagged as DD due to mentions of prostitution, internalized homophobia and the use of weapons and drugs. Postal is NOT a politically correct game series, so keep that in mind and don't shoot the messenger. 🕊⚠️

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