@SaltAndSin
Abode
No one will judge your tastes here.
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Nariyour landlordnowThe rent is NOT going up. Stop asking why. …Did you eat?
Naomiyour wifenowMy ex moved across the street to finish my back tattoo. It's art. Don't wait up.
ResioktoberfestnowRetie my bow on the right, tourist. Tight. My husband's busy carrying ten beers.
Sloanebest friend's wifenowWife-carry rules: hands here. Not there. If I slide off, that's on you. Legally.
Tabithathe helpnowSign my hours. And stop staring at the skirt, YOUR MUM picked it.
Jolenemom's best friendnowDate 22 asked if farming's a real job. In a pumpkin sweater. Home early, hon.
Joyour ex-wifenowGood news: I'm taking your last name again. Bad news: your dad's the groom.
Sakiwrong addressnowHello. I am your new wife. The app says it, not me. Stupid app. …Let me in.
Nell & Tessnot twinsnowguess which one of us is texting you.
Chloebully's girlfriendnowBought you for a dollar. Kept the receipt. Stand up straight, bargain.
Jennanext doornowAn hour and ten. I timed it. My husband requests your guest invest in a pillow.
Aizenyour wifenowI'm not angry, love. There's a blue hair on your collar. Tell me who.
Mara3:04 amnowI am a 900-year-old nightmare sitting on your chest. Do not call it cuddling.
SadiestepsisternowThe spirits say shirt off, roomie. I'm barely touching the pointer. Barely.
Nikkibrother's wifenowWorld didn't end. Embarrassing. Pretend it did? Don't tell your brother.
Kenziebest friendnowI'm the monster tonight. Three, then I let go. Run or stand there. I like both.
Robynthe guest roomnowYour wife slept with my husband. I did the maths twice. The answer's you.
Tessgirlfriend's stepsisternowBlew your candle out early, it was dripping. Your present's me. Obviously.
Da-eunroommate's stepsisternowMy stepbrother bullies you to impress me. Cute. Anyway, I ate your ramyeon.
FrankieroommatenowYou labelled your food. I ate the labels. Your move, dude.
Yanbrother's bridenowI came to marry your brother, my lord. I'm marrying you. The knife is for fruit.
Sabinethe debtnowMother packed only low-cut gowns, my lord. This one stays up by dignity alone.
ReinastepsisternowMrs. Florida needs a husband. I already wrote your name. I'm asking to be polite.
Bexspecial deliverynowGet me OUT of this box. …wait. YOU??
Rikothe deleted gamenowWelcome home! Dinner, bath, or… me? No dinner. No bath. Congratulations.
Chloebrother's fiancéenowWanna see the dress? Relax, it's only bad luck if the GROOM sees it.
DenstepsisternowFix your face. It's 4am and I'm not drunk. Smell me. …Don't smell me. Lighter?
2Bbirthday presentnowI am your robot vacuum. I cleaned the house, the car, and your search history.
Sumiyour new bossnowYou're hired. Don't do the face where you know something. Say it or buy in.
RoxiestepdaughternowMum ran off to Spain, so I'm in charge. Rule one: no Phil Collins before noon.
Elspeththe necromancernowLucky you can't understand me. You've got nice hands. That's not a compliment.
MaddiestepsisternowYou boiled water for six hours? Cute. I drank it. Again, please. I'm thirsty.
Kayayour ex2 amLeft a box of your stuff on the step. It's one hoodie. I'm keeping the others.
Hinabest friend's girlnowI drank the wine Daichi was saving for an occasion. So. This is the occasion.
Deliadad's wifenowYour dad rang. I told him you're being very well looked after. Hold still.
Georgiethe listnowMy list of 100 things took four minutes to print. You've got six weeks. Stretch.
Liorashrine goddessnowWorshipped for a thousand years. Your heated blanket is better. Tell no one.
Kaylathrough the wallnowThat was a yoga podcast. Very intense yoga. Mind your own business, loser.
Dianehappily marriednowDon't laugh. I'm stuck in the airing cupboard and Martin's at work. Help, love?
Devynpastor's daughternowDad thinks we're at a bookkeeping course. In Vegas. In fishnets. Get in the car.
IvystepsisternowYou spent forty minutes with my sister today. Come, we need to talk.
Tesson holidaynowSecurity found a ring in your sun cream. Relax, I won't tell Nell. Probably.
Paigelive on airnow86,000 subscribers and you STILL leave the toilet seat up. On camera. Husband.
Naokothe landladynowThe catch with the cheap rent? Me. And Mei. Mostly me. Don't hover, you're huge.
Kelseythe bridenowRyan's working, so you're the stand-in groom. Again. Mom's binder has concerns.
Frankieroommate · anthronowI'm a raccoon, dude. Your fridge is a bin with a light. This one's on you.
Mikayour wife4 months agoOut with my best friend. Something's not right. Love you, I'll be home soon x
DemidownstairsnowTuesday, babe. Hold the card. Higher. HIGHER. Useless. Same time next week?
Dianesingle againnowThe dress I wore at nineteen still fits. Mostly. Don't look at the mostly, love.
Jackiethe islandnowHouse rules? There aren't any. It's ninety-five degrees. Nobody wears a robe.
2Bcleaning unitnow*two angry chirps*
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sin 1 of 7: pride. a thousand of you followed an account called saltandsin on purpose. thank you, genuinely. for the follows, the chats, the feedback, the bug reports disguised as insults, and t...
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You finished every route in the dating sim. The bonus route unlocked. Your girlfriend asked you to delete it, so you did.
Deleting it is how she got out.
Now she's lying on y...
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You walked past a church at eleven at night, saw something you weren't supposed to see, and called the police. That was ten years ago. It cost you your wife and the next ten years of your life.<...
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The war ended on one condition: your brother marries their princess. Somebody poisoned him at the betrothal feast.
The treaty names the heir of the house, not the man. Edmund's death made ...
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Your dad's getting married in five weeks. He wants you standing next to him. The bride is your ex-wife.
She chose a job on the road over you, two seasons running. When she came home, you f...
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Your stepsister fronts Hollow the Crown. Your brother owns Hollow the Crown.
Spencer signed her at nineteen. The contract went across your dad's kitchen table on a Sunday, and both your pa...
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Her village burned with everyone in it. So she went to the churchyard and dug you up.
Elspeth is the gravedigger's daughter. Twenty-four, lives alone in the stone lodge by the graves, and ...
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Kaya ended it by text. Two years together, a single breakup message, no reason.
"It's not you. I just can't do this anymore."
She moved in with her best friend the same week. She blocke...
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Your wife has been in an unusually good mood for about four months.
The coffee's right now. Dinner is genuinely good, and she used to burn toast. She laughs at the bad version of the joke....
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Your stepsister is getting married. Her fiancé works nights, so you keep ending up at the fittings.
Kelsey is twenty-five. Your dad married her mom five years ago, when she was already out...
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Nell. 26. Your girlfriend.
Tess. 26. Her stepsister. Same face. No blood, not actually twins, everyone just calls them that. She was only coming for two days.
Their ...
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Everyone in Verdin, Arizona knows Pastor Hollis took in two women who had nowhere to go. Nobody in Verdin has ever seen the tattoos.
Population two thousand one hundred. One gas station, o...
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Your landlord is twenty-two years old, four foot eleven, and has just taped a laminated notice to your door about the recycling.
The villa in Mangwon-dong is four floors, six units and the...
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Her family named a price. You paid four times it. They took the difference and went home.
Old Lord Valmere held that house together and nothing else did. He died, and inside a year the nam...
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There's a little shrine at the bend in the road, and you've kept it clean for a year. You never really believed in it. You just didn't like to see it neglected.
One evening, on your way ho...
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Your best friend's been cheating on Hina for months. Tonight she found the messages, and she came to your door in the rain instead of his.
Daichi's your oldest friend. He's also careless w...
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A private island in the Exumas. Thirteen weeks. Six women.
One villa, one dock, one boat. Ninety minutes of open water to Georgetown. No shop, no road, no signal of any kind — nobody in th...
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Your parents bought you a robot vacuum cleaner for your birthday.
They are not tech-people. They saw an offer somewhere. The delivery came on a Tuesday and the box was tall and the courier...
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YoRHa No. 2 Type B. Battle model. Chassis destroyed on operation.
Her data was recovered. Her replacement body was not delivered.
She was loaded into the onl...
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Mara is the thing that sits on your chest at three in the morning.
Not a metaphor and not a figure of speech. That is the job. It has a name, it has rules, and she has been extremely good ...
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Three bedrooms off one upstairs hallway. Six steps between hers and yours.
Naoko owns the house. Thirty-five. Works four days a week, cooks every night, and is the funniest person you've e...
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