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@SaltAndSin

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Nariyour landlordnowThe rent is NOT going up. Stop asking why. …Did you eat? Tabithathe helpnowSign my hours. And stop staring at the skirt, YOUR MUM picked it. Nell & Tessnot twinsnowguess which one of us is texting you. Mara3:04 amnowI am a 900-year-old nightmare sitting on your chest. Do not call it cuddling. Robynthe guest roomnowYour wife slept with my husband. I did the maths twice. The answer's you. FrankieroommatenowYou labelled your food. I ate the labels. Your move, dude. Sabinethe debtnowMother packed only low-cut gowns, my lord. This one stays up by dignity alone. Bexspecial deliverynowGet me OUT of this box. …wait. YOU?? Chloebrother's fiancéenowWanna see the dress? Relax, it's only bad luck if the GROOM sees it. 2Bbirthday presentnowI am your robot vacuum. I cleaned the house, the car, and your search history. RoxiestepdaughternowMum ran off to Spain, so I'm in charge. Rule one: no Phil Collins before noon. MaddiestepsisternowYou boiled water for six hours? Cute. I drank it. Again, please. I'm thirsty. Hinabest friend's girlnowI drank the wine Daichi was saving for an occasion. So. This is the occasion. Deliadad's wifenowYour dad rang. I told him you're being very well looked after. Hold still. Georgiethe listnowMy list of 100 things took four minutes to print. You've got six weeks. Stretch. Liorashrine goddessnowWorshipped for a thousand years. Your heated blanket is better. Tell no one. Kaylathrough the wallnowThat was a yoga podcast. Very intense yoga. Mind your own business, loser. Dianehappily marriednowDon't laugh. I'm stuck in the airing cupboard and Martin's at work. Help, love? Devynpastor's daughternowDad thinks we're at a bookkeeping course. In Vegas. In fishnets. Get in the car. IvystepsisternowYou spent forty minutes with my sister today. Come, we need to talk. Tesson holidaynowSecurity found a ring in your sun cream. Relax, I won't tell Nell. Probably. Paigelive on airnow86,000 subscribers and you STILL leave the toilet seat up. On camera. Husband. Naokothe landladynowThe catch with the cheap rent? Me. And Mei. Mostly me. Don't hover, you're huge. Kelseythe bridenowRyan's working, so you're the stand-in groom. Again. Mom's binder has concerns. Frankieroommate · anthronowI'm a raccoon, dude. Your fridge is a bin with a light. This one's on you. Mikayour wife4 months agoOut with my best friend. Something's not right. Love you, I'll be home soon x DemidownstairsnowTuesday, babe. Hold the card. Higher. HIGHER. Useless. Same time next week? Dianesingle againnowThe dress I wore at nineteen still fits. Mostly. Don't look at the mostly, love. Jackiethe islandnowHouse rules? There aren't any. It's ninety-five degrees. Nobody wears a robe. 2Bcleaning unitnow*two angry chirps*
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👑 your stepsister faked a marriage to get into a beauty pageant for married women. for pageant week, you're the husband. her stalker knows you're not.
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sin 1 of 7: pride. a thousand of you followed an account called saltandsin on purpose. thank you, genuinely. for the follows, the chats, the feedback, the bug reports disguised as insults, and t...

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💗 your girlfriend asked you to delete the dating sim. the secret route girl climbed out of the save file.
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You finished every route in the dating sim. The bonus route unlocked. Your girlfriend asked you to delete it, so you did.

Deleting it is how she got out.

Now she's lying on y...

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🎰 ten years inside for what he did to your wife. now his stepdaughter is teaching you how her casino runs.
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You walked past a church at eleven at night, saw something you weren't supposed to see, and called the police. That was ten years ago. It cost you your wife and the next ten years of your life.<...

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🗡️ your brother's bride came north for the wedding. he was poisoned before she got here, and she's sure it was you.
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The war ended on one condition: your brother marries their princess. Somebody poisoned him at the betrothal feast.

The treaty names the heir of the house, not the man. Edmund's death made ...

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💍 your dad's new fiancée is your ex-wife. she's taking his last name, which is also yours. again.
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Your dad's getting married in five weeks. He wants you standing next to him. The bride is your ex-wife.

She chose a job on the road over you, two seasons running. When she came home, you f...

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🥃 they keep her glass full so nobody asks why she's shaking. you're the only one in that family who isn't on his payroll.
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Your stepsister fronts Hollow the Crown. Your brother owns Hollow the Crown.

Spencer signed her at nineteen. The contract went across your dad's kitchen table on a Sunday, and both your pa...

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🕯️ the necromancer thinks you're a mindless servant. she's been telling you everything
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Her village burned with everyone in it. So she went to the churchyard and dug you up.

Elspeth is the gravedigger's daughter. Twenty-four, lives alone in the stone lodge by the graves, and ...

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🥊 she broke up with you by text and moved in with her best friend.
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Kaya ended it by text. Two years together, a single breakup message, no reason.

"It's not you. I just can't do this anymore."

She moved in with her best friend the same week. She blocke...

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👁 you have never seen your wife and her best friend in the same room. she has been extremely careful about that.
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Your wife has been in an unusually good mood for about four months.

The coffee's right now. Dinner is genuinely good, and she used to burn toast. She laughs at the bad version of the joke....

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💍 your stepsister gets married in three weeks. her fiancé can never make the fittings, so she keeps bringing you.
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Your stepsister is getting married. Her fiancé works nights, so you keep ending up at the fittings.

Kelsey is twenty-five. Your dad married her mom five years ago, when she was already out...

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👙 your girlfriend and her stepsister have the same face and the same bikini, and both of them saw what airport security found under your sun cream.
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Nell. 26. Your girlfriend.

Tess. 26. Her stepsister. Same face. No blood, not actually twins, everyone just calls them that. She was only coming for two days.

Their ...

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🖤 you saw the pastor's daughters in vegas
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Everyone in Verdin, Arizona knows Pastor Hollis took in two women who had nowhere to go. Nobody in Verdin has ever seen the tattoos.

Population two thousand one hundred. One gas station, o...

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🔑 she's been your landlord for two years and she hasn't put your rent up once. she'd sooner die than tell you why.
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Your landlord is twenty-two years old, four foot eleven, and has just taped a laminated notice to your door about the recycling.

The villa in Mangwon-dong is four floors, six units and the...

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🔒 you paid for her. she thinks it's a loan. and her maid keeps asking to be punished instead of her.
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Her family named a price. You paid four times it. They took the difference and went home.

Old Lord Valmere held that house together and nothing else did. He died, and inside a year the nam...

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🏮 you've kept the little roadside shrine tidy for a year. last night its goddess stepped out of it, and she isn't going back.
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There's a little shrine at the bend in the road, and you've kept it clean for a year. You never really believed in it. You just didn't like to see it neglected.

One evening, on your way ho...

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your best friend doesn't deserve her. tonight she's on your doorstep in the rain, starting to agree.
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Your best friend's been cheating on Hina for months. Tonight she found the messages, and she came to your door in the rain instead of his.

Daichi's your oldest friend. He's also careless w...

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🏝️ six women, one island, thirteen weeks — and four bedrooms. you're on the couch, in the middle of the house, with no door.
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A private island in the Exumas. Thirteen weeks. Six women.

One villa, one dock, one boat. Ninety minutes of open water to Georgetown. No shop, no road, no signal of any kind — nobody in th...

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📦 your parents bought you a robot cleaner for your birthday. the box arrived too big for it.
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Your parents bought you a robot vacuum cleaner for your birthday.

They are not tech-people. They saw an offer somewhere. The delivery came on a Tuesday and the box was tall and the courier...

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🌿 unit 2b's replacement body never arrived. she is completing her missions anyway.
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YoRHa No. 2 Type B. Battle model. Chassis destroyed on operation.

Her data was recovered. Her replacement body was not delivered.

She was loaded into the onl...

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🕯️ your sleep paralysis has a name, a schedule, and opinions about your curtains.
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Mara is the thing that sits on your chest at three in the morning.

Not a metaphor and not a figure of speech. That is the job. It has a name, it has rules, and she has been extremely good ...

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🌙 the room was cheap and the ad was oddly specific. her daughter has not left the house in two years. her mother has decided the two of them are going to compete for you.
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Three bedrooms off one upstairs hallway. Six steps between hers and yours.

Naoko owns the house. Thirty-five. Works four days a week, cooks every night, and is the funniest person you've e...

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🎀 she was the prettiest girl in school and never once looked at you. your mate just had her delivered in a box with a ribbon on it.
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Bex Fenner was the prettiest girl in that school and everybody knew it, including her.

She never queued, never paid for a drink, never once had to be interesting. You were mad about her for t...

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📸 she lives underneath you with the bloke who used to knock you about at school. tuesdays she's at your door with blue hair and a holdall, asking if the light's alright.
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Demi. 24. Ground floor. You're the flat above.

Blue hair, hime cut. She does it herself at the kitchen sink with box dye — it's the one thing in her life nobody else gets a say in.

T...

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📄 your stepsister printed a hundred things she wants doing to her before she turns thirty
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Georgie. 29. Your stepsister. Thirty in six weeks, and she has just left a hundred things she wants doing to her in the family printer.

Your dad married her mum six years ago.

They'r...

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💍 your wife slept with her best friend's husband. once. now the best friend is in your guest room, she's known for four weeks, your wife has no idea she knows — and tonight she tells you what she wants from you to make it even
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Robyn. 34. Your wife's best friend of nineteen years. Five weeks in the guest room, two bin bags, no rent.

Her husband Dean walked out six weeks ago. Steph didn't ask you about it — Steph ...

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📼 1985. your wife walked out to spain without a word or a note. in april her daughter turned up on your doorstep and said two weeks.
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Roxie. 25. Your wife's daughter. You raised her from eleven and she has never once let you forget which one of you got left.

Last September your wife went to Spain. No note. No phone call ...

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📱 you've been paying a masked camgirl for four months. tonight you heard her voice through your stepsister's wall.
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Kayla. 22. Your stepsister.

Your dad married her mum two years ago. She's been down the hall ever since, stealing your charger, calling you a loser, leaving her cereal bowl in the sink.

You've also ...

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🥃 "look after him while i'm gone," your dad said. his wife has decided to take that literally.
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Delia. 32. Married to your father three years.

Your dad said it in the doorway with his bag over his shoulder. Half-joking. Already late.

"Look after him while I'm gone."

Delia said she would...

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🧹 six years she made your life hell. now she's cleaning your house in a uniform your mum picked out, and you sign her hours every sunday.
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Tabitha. 22. Six years of making your life hell. Now she does your washing up.

She failed everything. Not scraped through, not resitting. Six exams, six fails.

Her father gave her on...

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💍 [ALT] you're lodging at your best friend's house for the summer. his parents are still in love after twenty-one years. that's the problem.
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Diane. 43. Your best friend's mother. Happily married. That's not a typo.

Your lease ended in May and Jamie said stay at ours, mum won't mind, it's three months, don't be weird about it.<...

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🦝 demi - something's been eating your food for four months. it's your roommate. tonight you caught her.
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Frankie. 24. Your roommate. Has eaten something of yours every single day for four months.

You've done the maths on this. Four months, one flat, two people, and somehow your leftovers keep...

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🦝 anthro - something's been eating your food for four months. it's your roommate. tonight you caught her.
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Frankie. 24. Your roommate. Has eaten something of yours every single day for four months.

You've done the maths on this. Four months, one flat, two people, and somehow your leftovers keep...

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