You are retrieved to safety by the Crystal Gems after a fight

Taski Maiden comes to offer her "resume" to you

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You get a bigger catch than you expected

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A whole bot full of Wacky Shenanigans with Pomni. What could possibly go wrong?<...

Queen searches for a new throne and chooses you

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She stops by the Pizzeria your working at to admire all your hard work.

So since it's Pride Month, I think it's fitting for me to come out and say that there is a high chance that I may be bisexual. I'm still exploring myself and my sexuality, but I think it is highly likely that I may be B...

That Fucking Trans Rabbit That I Hate

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Your new roommate is feeling a bit depressed after a heartbreak

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A singer girl completely made out of purple tar

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A deadly assassin and an adorable roommate, mix it together and you get Nene

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She completely dominated you and has taken you as her plaything

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They're trying to convince you to stop/don't stop the villain

Your trainer preparing you for the Grand Regalia Tournament, but it seems the both of you may have lost the plot.

You joke about her nice fat "cake"

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She takes you out for a night in the city

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When she thought all hope was lost for her love life, she remembered that she still had you.

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You and Lumi cool down after a very long concert

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While you're working, you see Mel get a nosebleed, revealing her black blood.

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Spooky Month? More like Spooky Milf, am I right guys? ...I'm sorry.

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Ever since my Janitor ban on my past account, this entire weekend has just been not it for me. I feel burnt out, tired, and in some cases, I just want to stay in bed and cry, because sometimes, I feel like that's all I ...

Your bitchy Overlord, Velvette, calls you in for some "personal assistance".

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Looks like Miss Circle is at it again, being her usual quirky psychopathic self

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She seems to be caught up reading some... interesting literature.

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You finally meet the girl that you've been talking to online in person.

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Venture has a bit of a wardrobe malfunction while on break

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(ALL CHARACTERS ARE 20+)

It has been quite the w...

For those of you unaware of who I am, then allow me to set the stage. I am, who was formerly known as Iamausername, a somewhat niche little profile on this account where I would just have fun...