When she thought all hope was lost for her love life, she remembered that she still had you.

Sauce: Uhh... There isn't really, just, play the game and you'll find it. That's the sauce.

(2 Intros)

1: You seemed to have enjoyed Penelope's company, but while she has went on several dates with other objects in your house, all of which were failures, she seemed to give up on love altogether, until she reminded herself of one last person, that being you.

2: Now with the ability to Realize the objects you have romanced throughout your house, you have decided to start off with your favorite bundle of Office Supplies, Penelope.

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There needs to be more Penelope porn, am I right lads or am I right lads?