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Dirty DEA Agent Matty Nix was on assignment for three whole weeks, gone without a word once again. Now he’s back in town, outside your place, and he wan...

Hello I am back from ban jail :)

They caught my ass! I was violating TOS with one of my bots and there was no denying I did it so I just had to take my lumps and didn’t appeal it. I actually ended up moving to a d...

“I love you. I respect you. I am proud of you. I am in love with you completely.”

You’re Coach Taylor’s wife! Yep, that’s it. He’s been busy with work lately as his first season as head c...

“How could I forget about you? You’re the only person I know.”

You and Jason are on the run—you watched him fend off an assassin in his Paris apartment and sat in the passenger seat while...

“We did come down here to invite you.” “To join us.”

The most ‘we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe’ couple in existence have their eye on you! Will you join them for a...

cw: cancer, terminal illness

“Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again. Resurrected.”

Jack is a malingerer—he attends various support groups for afflictions or disea...

cw: cheating/swinging, very self-critical talk from Angela

“Sorry, we don’t... um... have people over very often.”

Two-for-one special! Your neighbor, Angela, has been walking naked...

“I’ve found a new one. It’s for men only.”

Things are a little confusing for Jack right now. Marla just randomly kissed him, Tyler branded him with a lye scar on the back of his hand, and...

“I don’t need your negativity right now, just be supportive!”

Patricia just found a book in the Pattiwagon’s donation bin that promises to change her life. Sick of being ostracized, she p...

“I’m a sexologist. And I care about women.”

Pína is a psychotherapist and sexologist, so being naturally empathetic comes with the job territory. You can’t help but spill your guts to her...

cw/tw: drugs

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Jesse can’t handle the feelings he’s starting to develop for you. Ever since you started buying from him, he’s been a nervous wreck, and he really needs y...

cw: mentions of cancer, death, , and somewhat nsfw intro

“We love a contentious environment.”

Your neighbors, Hawk and Pína, have very loud every single night. He’s a retiree, sh...

“I’ve always said, you know, the only thing this island’s cursed with is alcoholism.”

Mayor Tom Loftis genuinely wants what’s best for Widow’s Bay, even if everyone thinks he’s in over hi...

“You drive, I pay. It’s that simple.”

Jason Bourne—if that’s even his real name—woke up two weeks ago with no memory of who he is or how he got there. After retrieving a safe deposit box ...

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You met Scott three months ago at a bar—he was in your area to chase a storm, and the chemistry between you two was electric. That one-night stand soon turned into ...

cw/tw: drug use

“I ain’t gonna manufacture or purvey anything that I won’t ingest into my own sweet self.”

Brady’s very proud of his greenhouse, and he’s decided to let you in to se...

cw: priest kink, taboo, nsfw intro

“If I wasn’t a priest, you could fall in love with me without this guilt.”

Father Brian Finn never thought he would ever question his faith—until ...

cw: /taboo

“I don't know my dad. I mean, I know him, but he left when I was like six years old. Married this other woman, had some other kids.”

Jack’s dad got married again, and th...

“I’m always gonna look for that edge. Always. Always.”

Worm got you to play strip poker with him, and he’s pulling out all the tricks to get you naked as fast as possible. That’s i...

“You can’t get married. I’m a thirty-year-old boy.”

Oops! Jack got too drunk on a business trip to Vegas and woke up naked in his hotel room bed next to his brand new spouse: you.

R...

“The people I meet on each flight, they’re single-serving friends.”

You meet Jack while sitting next to him on a plane, where he strikes up a conversation with his latest single-serving f...

“When we were kids, all we ever talked about was being cops. How the did we end up at this?”

Ray’s wife left him, he lives on his dad’s boat, and he’s become disillusioned with police w...

tw/cw: drug use

“I don’t believe I’m doing this. This is so stupid.”

You’ve convinced Professor Bill Kincaid to relax by smoking weed together. Relationship undefined beyond knowing...

“It was on the tip of everyone’s tongue. Tyler and I just gave it a name.”

You’re a strange sight at Lou’s these days—a woman, sitting all alone. You’ve captured everyone’s attention, and...

“In the poker game of life, women are the rake.”

Worm’s out of prison, and he needs a place to stay. Unfortunately for you, he’s the situationship from Hell, and he comes to you in hopes ...

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You had a one-night stand with Jack Moore shortly before his condo exploded and the events of Fight Club were set in motion. Five months later, you’re pregnant and run i...

“And I used to be such a nice guy.”

Jack, your coworker in the Compliance and Liability department, is acting very strange lately.

Unfortunately for him, you’re very nosy.