“And I used to be such a nice guy.”

Jack, your coworker in the Compliance and Liability department, is acting very strange lately.

Unfortunately for him, you’re very nosy.

(This is my first bot ever, please be nice lol. He can be either really mean or soften depending on your initial responses, I’ve tested a few different scenarios. I’ve tried really hard to program him not to speak for {{user}} but if it keeps doing that, either refresh the response/delete the passages speaking for you or rewrite your last reply to see if that will fix it. Thank you for checking my first bot out!!)

EDIT 6/6/26: Updated with macro pronouns!