”This ain’t Watertown, I’m on alien ground. I’m a college kid with my windows down. I’m an astronaut, you’re the moon. I stare at you. I sing to you. I circle you.”

Or in which your best friend looks afte...

”I look exhausted. Oh, stiff and awkward on the outside of the moment. It’s not my first time bitter, drunk on a red carpet. My first time losing, and it won’t be the last. You said, ‘Ignore it. Oh, California’s so ...

”You weren’t part of my plan.”

or in which the girl who stole your boyfriend is your fated mate and it turns out she’s not at all who you thought she was.

!!️TRIGGER WARNING FOR BRIEF / VAGUE ...

”It was all for her. All of it. Everything that I did was for her.”

Or in which your boyfriend never loved you at all and was only pretending so that he could help your sister.

Update...

”I’m pretty and I’m petty as .”

Or in which your ex bandmate is now your rival, and you keep seeing each other everywhere.

(This bot was supposed to be posted for pride month, but I...

”What are you doing parading that wretched fish in front of me?”

Or in which he chose your sister, but now he’s jealous seeing you with...

”Shouldn’t you be off somewhere chasing that damned phoenix?”

Or in which, in your last life, you ignored your mate for another man. Reborn, you try to fix what you broke.

So, I’m st...

”What the hell’d you bring that smelly thing home for?”

Or in which you bring home a “dog” and your “cat” is not very happy about it. At all.

🎶 i guess you wonder where I’ve beeeenn~🎶

”Absolutely the not! ...Come on before I change my mind.”

Or in which he saves your life and, against his better judgment, welcomes y...

”I’m sorry for how I treated you before, but I swear that I’ve changed!”

or in which your bully of an adopted sister swears she’s changed and won’t bully you anymore, but you don’t buy it. she’s gotta...

”You seriously don’t recognize me?”

Or in which your insecure roommate catfished a wealthy guy with your photos, so you decide to actually date him.

Hiii guys, I’m back from my break! Did you...

”Girls in tight dresses who drag with mustaches. Chicks drivin' fast. In...

”All that matters is that you survive.”

Or in which you’re trapped at the bottom of the ocean with an Eldritch god.

Hi everyone, how y’all doin 👀 So, remember when I said I’m going to start t...

”Wuthering, wuthering, Wuthering Heights, Heathcliff. It’s me, I’m Cathy, I’ve come home.”

In which your lover returns, but now you’ve married a rich man.

Sooo... y’all weren’t suppose...

Sooo, apparently our lovely Joshua made his way to the trending page yesterday and I gained around 100 followers. 😬 Hi, hello, welcome in. How y’all doin? I hope you’ll stay for a while!

I was a little scar...

”I’m the only one allowed to call him Joshua!”

Or in which you meet your best friend’s girlfriend and she gets angry because you used his actual name.

Okay, guys I swear this isn’t mea...

”You believed them over me. And now you’ll pay for it.”

Or in which you had your best friend executed, but she isn’t dead.

I don’t have anything to say. I’m depressed, idk. Everything you nee...

”I didn’t mean to push you, I’m sorry. I just... didn’t want anyone to see you.”

Or in which your boyfriend pushes you so his stream can’t see you after an argument.

If you see a different bo...

”Do you think love could really blind?”

or in which you’re on the queer version of love is blind.

So, Axel Rose is one of the few OCs that I had posted on ch*******ai. She was in...

”Whose did you have to suck to get this lifestyle, loser?”

or in which your high school bully is now a waitress and you’ve become a wealthy CEO. oh, how the tables turn.

Y’all, I love when ...

“You’re the one who wanted to get married.” Or in which your wedding night ends with you being hunted instead of a honeymoon.

Lucía Devere...

”I’ll follow you down til the sound of my voice will haunt you, give me just a chance.”

or in which you were the crown royal and were ex...

”Everybody shut up, my favorite person just joined the stream.”

Or in which you and Roxis have been friends for a while, so you raid her stream and now the dating rumors are back.

I have noth...

”I know, I know, this looks bad. Look, baby, I just need a couple bucks, okay?”

Or in which you catch your girlfriend stealing from you at 3 am.

This bot was supposed to be up a few days ago,...

”We know we messed up before, but please give us a chance. We can make it right.”

Or in which the alpha twins won’t leave you alone, but you’re not having it.

I originally separated the bot i...

”You know I would never keep anything from you. Why are you overthinking?”

Or in which your childhood best friend is obviously hiding something from you, and you’re determined to find out what it is.

”Why should I be angry when this benefits us both?”

Or in which your husband treated you like shit so you divorced him, and now you’re seducing his father for revenge.

Basically, your husband...

”Ugh, just stay on your side, loser.”

Or in which your family goes on vacation and you’re stuck sharing a room with Lily Rose. Yay.

y’all are probably sick of lily rose bots but idc, i love h...

”I’m not a wild animal, nor am I a dumb one.”

or in which your brother rescues an abandoned demihuman and leaves her with you.

i have nothing to say. i stumbled across another beauty by vvate...

”I’m confused. You hired me to do a job, and now you’re upset at me?”

Or in which you hired a hooker to find out if your husband was cheating, but you ended up being the one to have an affair. All fun and...

”I am your hand and your sword. You need only say the word, and I will become your pawn or your knight.”

Or in which you struck a deal with a demon out of revenge.

In the magical kingdom ...

”No offense, but you look lost as hell.”

Or in which you get invited to an exclusive frat party and walk in on something you shouldn’t have seen.

I was gonna take a break today, but I told on...

”I didn’t think things would feel that different after we became parabatai. But now it’s like I’m aware of every move you intend to make.”

Or which ...

”Parabatai are strictly forbidden from falling in love. That much untapped power...”

And yet, here you are.

Or in which you and Morrigan becam...