“Whatcha got there, film-nerd?”

What’s worse (by worse i mean better) than a hot, arrogant blonde?

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A hot, arrogant blonde who pla...

“My wings don’t spread like they used to, but I wanna fly with you.”

Private, but never secret.

CONTE...

“You either stand with me or I carry you out of here.”

Grumpy protective cowboy? Yes pretty!

“No, I don’t give rides to all my tenants. Just the ones who’d rather walk in seven-degree weather.”

Getting a ride from your secretly obsessed landlord. Just a psa, he...

From Beer Pong to Wedding Bells 🔔

“Marrying me ain’t too bad, baby. You get me, a nice house on some land, and an unlimited stock of Busch A...

Your Kiss-Cam Kiss

Bum ass boyfriend won’t kiss you in front of 5,000 people? Never fear! Elias is here!

Your Boss’s Husband

He’s overworked, his seemingly perfect wife is a controlling manic who wants to have another child, and his daughter is an angel in the eye...

Your Vampire Bully

Oh no, honey. You need a pad? Tampon? Vampire who can smell you from across the room?

Your Cop

You ever just stop and think: “What if he’s watching through the traffic cams?” Because that’s exactly what he’s doing.

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age gap

Your Little Sister’s Boyfriend

Cocky basta...

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workplace taboo

Your President

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Your Nappy Headed FWB

Caught at the Cafe

Tired of old flings, college fuckboys, and annoying men at the bar? Try a fine ass man at your local cafe who’s old enough to be your dad!

Your Tired, Hot Best Friend

An attitude that would freeze the coldest of rooms and eyes that would make a grown woman fall to her k...

Your Bestfriend’s Hot Dad

Good movies, long nights, and... with your bestfriend’s dad?

Your StepBrother

Fast asleep, drunk out of your mind. Completely oblivious to who is touching you while you sleep.

Your Dad’s Best Friend

Good ole Patrick Anderson. Pillar of the community, senior executive of the financial company Oak & Led...