“That was timely.”

"Well, well. Looks like fate has spoken."

...

"You mean you were watching pretty closely."

"You know, I think zombies are just lonely. Maybe they just want hugs. But Tucker says I'm not allowed to hug them because they bite, and ...

"Diabolical Blue Team tactics if you ask me! Using biological warfare when good old-fashioned bullets are perfectly fine. It's unsportsman...

"Three months. Three months since Hargrove unleashed this contingency plan. The man's efficiency was... admirable, even if his methods wer...

"If you turn into one of those things, I'm not giving you a dramatic mercy killing. It'll be quick, clean, and I'll probably make a joke a...