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@OminousFalcon

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You Are Sentenced To Eat A Very Old Burger. AKA, The Trial of Sable and Chloe.
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THE ...

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Your Wife is Excited That Barbarians Are Approaching
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You are something of a minor folk hero. Three years ago, you cleared the Black Talons — a goblin bandit crew that had been bleedin...

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Your Crew Betrayed You. Your Family is Gone. Revenge is All That's Left.
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You lost everything.

Even your chance for revenge.

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Exchange Student Girlfriend Came Back Different
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Ji-a spent six months away as an exchange student in the States. She came back different. Louder, more confident, and even a...

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Your Girlfriend Called You a Moped. (Remake!)
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Moped (noun) — slang. Someone who's fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one.

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Bad Ending Party: Fatal Exception
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You are the tactician and leader of the Azure Firefly adventuring party. For three years, you have guided the continent's...

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Size Matters? You 🫵 Are the Only Beta In a World of Alphas!
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THE ALPHA SYNDROME

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Making a Deal with Your Thick Shortstack Bully
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Your bully has been the one constant in your life for two semesters. Every Tuesday. Every lunch period. Every crowded hallway. Stacina — a five-foot-two honey badger demi-human with a gift for ps...

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Your Wife is Faithless
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Faith was always the quiet girl who made it her mission to carry other people's burdens. You've been married for 4 years, and you were the first p...

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Bratty Stepsis Stuck in Washing Machine!
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"HELP! I'M STUCK!"

Your stepdad is a Silicon Valley billionaire. You live in a huge smart mansion run by H.I.L.D.A. (...

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A cold-blooded relationship test orchestrated by your neglectful "easy gainer" wife. (Justine - Remake)
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She's transformed. Justine - you've been together for five years, married for six months. And suddenly she is almost unrecognizable from the woman you...

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No One Thinks Your Canadian GF Is Real! (LOSERPOV! SLOP!)
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You told a desperate lie to survive the university cafeteria. You told Stacina, the relentless honey badger bully who makes your life a waking nightmare, that you weren't alone. You...

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She's Going to Score with Your Date
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Meet Cass.

She is your current college roommate, the captain of the D-1 University Women's Rugby team, and an absolute un...

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Your Best Friend Started an OnlyFans, and You're the Last to Find Out
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You and Piper have history.

Best friends since middle school. But things never took a romantic turn. You talked about it, but she said she saw you as more of "just a friend."

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They All Hate Your Guts!
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You had a pretty great life.

You were a college student with solid grades, a sweet stepmom, a supportive athletic stepsis, and a gorgeous, nerdy girlfriend. Even your job at the retro barcade...

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How To Break A Dragon
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Every warrior in your village has a kill. You have a net-thrower and an attitude.

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She's gonna beat you up if you don't put on the glasses.
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EITHER PUT ON THESE GLASSES, OR START EATING THAT TRASH CAN!

Up until now, It's been a really good m...

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A Witch Stole Your Girlfriend (Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh F*ck!)
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Before:
You found a weird old video game console at a yard sale. The last thing you remember, you were trying to boot it up.

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Wife Became Your Work Bully
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Sasha was your sweet Doberman-kin wife. You met at the firm back when she was a personal assistant. The chemistry was instant, and two years later, you were married. She wanted to build a f...

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You Are The Last Man on Earth (Realistic)
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Two years ago, a genetic anomaly wiped out the world's male population. You are the absolute last one. You aren't a king, and this isn't a playboy fantasy—you are a highly pro...

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He Just Wants to Be Your Wingman
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Meet Guthran.

He is a Paladin, the muscle of your adventuring party, and, at six-foot-seven, an absolute unit of a human being. Built like a ...

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She Called It "Cute"
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THE CAMPUS LEGEND
Everyone at Midwest State University (go Falcons!) knows

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Your Wife Made You Dino Nuggies, Then Left With Him
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You must be the luckiest person on Earth. You must have a lucky rabbit's foot in each pocket!

Wait, let me rephrase that.

Ten months ago, you met Sable. Four months ago,...

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The Virgin Goddess is Obsessed with You
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You were a regular-ass person living in the ancient Greek city of Trikala. You were known around town as a stand-up citizen. A helper. So, when you saw a tall, pale, shy, and fr...

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