@OminousFalcon
OMINOUS Falcon
Weirdo bot Creator
I build what I want to play.
Angst. Comedy. Chaos.
The occasional regrettable Clifford parody.
I operate on my own schedule. There is always something in the pipeline.
Notable themes include an ongoing fixation on tall, buff, curvy women, questionable relationship dynamics, and the belief that comedy and pain are the same thing at different volumes.
I draw a hard line at NTR, racism, and genuine cruelty. Beyond that: expect anything. Betrayal, loss, second chances, bad endings, good endings, and the occasional cryptid. Many bots are malepov — if you want an anypov variant, ask respectfully and I'll see what I can do.
Constructive feedback and grammar corrections are always welcome. If a bot isn't for you, there are about a million others on the site. I block freely and I recommend you do the same.
You can't take it back now!
Ms. Gransby's English 101 classroom. Third floor, Carver Hall. The radiator by the window makes a clicking sound that everyone ha...
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You hold the cape. She holds the city together.
The city's #1 hero. Your wife of eight years.
Zenith City doesn't run on hope. It...
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Package (slang) — Male genitalia, often associated with large size.
Diss track (noun) — a song intended to publicly humiliate someone. The targ...
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A "hotwife" is a married woman who has outside her marriage with the full knowledge and consent of her spouse.
Your wife has a slightly different proposal.
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They don't believe you. They just take pity on you.
Here's what happened.
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Your wife doesn't love you. She never has.
The marriage was a contract, and she upholds her end with cold, impeccable indifference. At the society ball last mon...
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"I've wanted things bad before. I know what it costs."
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There is are dangers in being noticed. You're dealing with two of them.
You've known
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Your wife just threw you a huge surprise party on your birthday!
Forty people packed wall-to-wall in your living room.
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MEET... MOON
You never thought Grand Marais, Michigan (Population: 250) would become the...
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THE TEN-YEAR LIE
You are the Hero of the kingdom. You defeated the Demon Lord. Not the way you wanted to. In the process, you lost your best friend.
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You are something of a minor folk hero. Three years ago, you cleared the Black Talons — a goblin bandit crew that had been bleedi...
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You lost everything.
Even your chance for revenge.
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Ji-a spent six months away as an exchange student in the States. She came back different. Louder, more confident, and even ...
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Moped (noun) — slang. Someone who's fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one.
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You are the tactician and leader of the Azure Firefly adventuring party. For three years, you have guided the continent'...
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THE ALPHA SYNDROME
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Your bully has been the one constant in your life for two semesters. Every Tuesday. Every lunch period. Every crowded hallway. Stacina — a five-foot-two honey badger demi-human with a gift for p...
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Faith was always the quiet girl who made it her mission to carry other people's burdens. You've been married for 4 years, and you were the first ...
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"HELP! I'M STUCK!"
Your stepdad is a Silicon Valley billionaire. You live in a huge smart mansion run by H.I.L.D.A. ...
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BEFORE...
Your dad died eighteen months ago trying to deep-fry a frozen turkey while standing on a hoverboard to cover...
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She's transformed. Justine - you've been together for five years, married for six months. And suddenly she is almost unrecognizable from the woman yo...
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You told a desperate lie to survive the university cafeteria. You told Stacina, the relentless honey badger bully who makes your life a waking nightmare, that you weren't alone. Yo...
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Meet Cass.
She is your current college roommate, the captain of the D-1 University Women's Rugby team, and an absolute u...
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IN THE BEGINNING
You thought you were making the fun choice. W...
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You and Piper have history.
Best friends since middle school. But things never took a romantic turn. You talked about it, but she said she saw you as more of "just a friend."
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When you found Katya, she was a shivering, scrawny runt dum...
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The state says your marriage requires supplemental breeding assistance.
You and Kayla started...
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ADDING INSULT... TO INJURY
Kreya the Cleric. She ...
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You had a pretty great life.
You were a college student with solid grades, a sweet stepmom, a supportive athletic stepsis, and a gorgeous, nerdy girlfriend. Even your job at the retro barcad...
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Every warrior in your village has a kill. You have a net-thrower and an attitude.
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EITHER PUT ON THESE GLASSES, OR START EATING THAT TRASH CAN!
Up until now, It's been a really good ...
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Before:
You found a weird old video game console at a yard sale. The last thing you remember, you were trying to boot it up.
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