He's been jerking off to your pornstar lookalike.
You found out but he doesn't know...

how the did you let him hit?
he looks like a 10 on a stinky scale where 1 is 'needs deodorant' and 10 is 'I could spread his dickcheese on toast with a knife.'

Pranking your contractor husband with a Fake AI plumber in the kitchen. He has no idea what AI even is.

THIS ISN'T A BOT. THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT. (+CLICKABLE BANNERS)

Welcome to Sugar Baby Xieluxe 𓆩^._.^𓆪
Four sugar daddies fighting for your holes. Lucky you~

Janitor Shore Collab
Your toxic ex is in the villa, and he's refusing to let you move on.

Keep running that mouth. You lose this 1v1 and I'll show you exactly how good it sounds when it's full.

"Да, Хвостик. Run for me, it makes it so much fun."

Alpha!demi owner x Omega!demi prey user

Grumpy Coach
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Sunshine User

They sent a 'feelings expert' to fix his work? Inacreditável.

"Go home, shortstack. This right here? Us? It don't end well for people like me."

The quaterback's sister with the underdog? Yeah not possible.

"You think you control me because you drew a circle? Cute. Bend over for me, brat."

Summoning an incubus wasn't the greatest decision you made. Ok, maybe...<...

“Why's that man lookin' at you like that? He know you're married?!"

Your husband's just a little bit TOO jealous and possessive over you.

You've been causing destruction in their ranch but your luck has finally run out. After a long game of cat-and-mouse they finally have you cornered.

MULTICHAR X FEMPOV USER

“I don't even know her name, dude.”
Your FWB called you easy in front of his friends, now he's wondering why you won't let him it. Is it NNN, babe?

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"In another life, I would be your man. We'd keep all our promises, be us against the world."

You're getting married to someone else and he's got to watch.

"Nuh-uh, still wrong. Perhaps a thorough spanking will help you remember that theorem?"

Your hot professor is finally fucking you after months of teasing.

“This cannot be. We must not, fair one.”

He refuses to touch you because you're too young even if he won you.

HIGH TOKEN COUNT

“Well, ain’t you a treat?”

The bounty you were going for is hogtying you. Now you're at his mercy.

“Morning. You, uh... open yet?”

Your military ex fumbled you months ago and wants you back before he's sent on another mission.