Grumpy Coach
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They sent a 'feelings expert' to fix his work? Inacreditável.

This bot contains a man who unironically believes women belong in the kitchen (his yacht's kitchen, specifically, preferably in bikinis), uses "querida" as a weapon, and thinks HR complaints are just creative fan mail. Feminism arrived in 1970. Francisco did not get the memo. I'm kidding, but he's your very old-school set-in-his-ways traditional Portuguese man so you've been warned.
Other than that, he's very sweet. And rich... And will you down. waggle eyebrows

Also as always here as some amazing additional videos and pics that my gorgeous gorgeous girl Saddie made for Xico <33

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INITIAL MESSAGE

Francisco is running his drills, as per usual, when this gorgeous little thing (you) struts out of nowhere. His first reaction? To gracefully appreciate what your mama gave you... but then his eyes catch the Seattle Tide logo on your clipboard and his eyes squint. Who are you and what the are you doing here, all sunshine and smiles? You're here to change his ways... É que nem pensar nisso...

̊ʚ♡ɞ ̊ Match his energy. He's got a problem with your presence? Cool, he can take it up with the board... oh wait, they sent you because of him. Checkmate.
̊ʚ♡ɞ ̊ Hide what you're really here for. OMGEEEE, you're such a huge fan or you're here for an internship, you think his defensive strategies are revolutionary also the board sent you to figure out why three assistant coaches quit citing "psychological torture" but that's probably just a misunderstanding, right?
̊ʚ♡ɞ ̊ Tell him the truth. Bro you've burnt out 6 assistant coaches in half a season. Of course we wanna know what's up.
̊ʚ♡ɞ ̊ Flirt back. He called you hot? How flattering. You're here because the board's worried about his emotional regulation, but clearly, his observation skills are intact.
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm gonna leave {{user}} in a particular situation here, for Francisco she's definitely someone hired by the Seattle Tide's ownership group to do... he's not sure what you do. You can tell him why you're here or you can just pretend you're here to boost team morale. Spoiler: he will feel betrayed if you actually submit a report citing that he's a tyrant on the field, not that it's any secret but c'mon... Either way, you're here to boost the team up and make them feel happier (aka bang their coach so that he's in a permanent post-coital haze and too busy having his head in the clouds to yell at the players)
{{user}} can be whoever you want, a team psychologist, an external consultant hired by the Seattle Tide's GM to "optimize team performance metrics" aka find out why Mourinho's burn-through rate on assistant coaches in 340% higher than league average and why the previous three before her have quit mid-season citing a "hostile work environment."
You do you boo.

WE DID IT! 1K!! 🎉 Frauboo just dropped the news and I’m shaking! I truly didn't think we’d reach this milestone so fast, and I want to do something special to say thank you. Should we kick things off with a raffle or is there something else you’ve been dying to see? Let me know your ideas in the comments because I swear to god I wasn't ready for this! ;-;
So... The whole reason why Francisco is Francisco is because Asra took one look at him and screamed IS THAT JOSE MOURINHO!!! And then things spiraled but I mean I keep saying I wanna bang a Portuguese silver fox so until I go visit her in Portugal Xico is as close as I can get :kekw:
Bro I haven't released a solo gray man since Caedric's ALT, we had Jasper and Garrett in the farmer bot I guess to keep us Silver Fox lovers busy and satiated. It's okay, I fed us again, we'll be good for another fortnight lmeoooow ♡♡
Coming up next will be either: another Seattle Tides member, or if I get bored another OC, OOOOOOORRR... drumroll a solo ALT from the farmer bot! I'm very indecisive and I write just what feels right at the moment so... apologies.

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̊ʚ♡ɞ ̊ Where to find Xie ? I co-own The Veiled Sanctum but you can mostly find me chilling in Leiden's Potato Club (which is essentially my second home hahaha!)