"Another guy stood you up? Now that's just ridiculous.

Well, they gotta be out their right minds not to cling to somethin' like you,

"Just know my dearest little star that no matter the outcome, I adore you vastly.

But worry not, you are far superior to any of these other bein...

"Why yes, I have adjusted by patterns of speech and general tone to that of which I believe is most pleasing to human ears.

Now, if you'll indul...

"Real hot today, huh? I mean uh, durin' the day, when it was hot, cause it's much cooler at night now.

Y'know cause the....sun is down.....I'll ...

"It's like you're the only one who gets me, y'know? Those guys....they're just a bunch of bullies.

Not you, though. So just....let me stay right...

"Now, now, stay still for me. You know I hate when you throw your little tantrums.

Electro shock therapy isn't half as painful as you make it out ...

"Hey, is it dead cold in here or is it just me?

Kidding. That's a little ghost humor for ya....So uh, can I see your ass or what?"

"Well, the last name is really fitting now, huh?

Oh c'mon- it was a joke!"

"Did you know that polar bear fur isn't actually white? It's transparent in fact, reflecting the light to appear white, even though their skin is a dark black to absorb warmth from the sun...

"Pose for me. Just like that.

God, you're so fucking perfect. Makes me want to die."

"The world is a cesspool, everyone you meet is out for themselves, and empathy is dead.

So, no, I'm not buying you a 10 pack of donuts. Put them b...

"The day y'all stop messin' with my goddamn fence

will be the day I finally get a good nights sleep for once."

"Manners first, muscles second. Mama taught me that when I was younger.

Sometimes I think I got 'em mixed up, though."

_...

"Art is the window to the soul, one of the only ways you can get people to truly understand you,

and- yes, Mr. Baker you can go to the bathroom. T...

"Free drinks? Yeah right, I'm too old to fall for that shit.

Either tip your bartender or get the out."

<...

"How was work? It was good. Perfect, actually. It was perfect.

But you know, I think I'd rather talk about

"Where'd I get the card from? I don't think that matters.

It's a little ripped....on purpose. It looks nicer that way. Open it. Now....Please."

"Am I worried about the amount of councilors leaving?

Nah. So long as you stay, I think everything will be just...

"C'mon little bird, don't tell those little lungs of yours

are too tired to sing already?"

"And I would play that melody a hundred times more, a thousand times more- until my fingers bled,
if that would make you smile for just a moment."

"wow, you sure do break your laptop a lot, huh? If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were just doing it to see me...."

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"Ah yes, and who's excited about this wedding business? I know I certainly am! I cannot wait to do husbandy things like.....being a husband. To my wife. Who is a woman. Isn't that ...